KennyKicksAss wrote:I make a few adjustments to a Wii controller, and shove it up your ass. Then I set off the new 4ft spike function. However, it appears it missed all major organs and you survived, so I set off the electrocute function. But you're still alive, so I roast you over a spit until you're nice and crispy, then set off the carve function on the Wii remote, and donate plates of you to the Starving Cannibals foundation.
I hide in a corner then jump at you and start stabbing you with a knife. Then I cut your eyes out and toss you at a wall. Then that guy from Doom and Mr. T start beating you up and then they throw you in the road where you get ran over. Then I pick up your dead body and rip it in half.
KennyKicksAss wrote:I then broadcast it internationaly so that you can't rest until you've haunted everyone who watches it.
That would be kick ass, that means I can haunt some people for a longer period of time than others, yea? And by haunt, I do believe you mean posses, because I posses you and jump off of a 10 story building, then get out of your body and watch you crash on the pavement.
Wii fit man wrote:Don't get angry, it's a joke.
Slow, painful death.
Thats the point...
*Im not dead just yet and i kill Kelly with my Nuclear Bomb Gun*
*He faces yet another death.*
OMG WHAT THE Fu---
This is a sign, which people will remember.
This isn't a player.
This is a person who chooses to be one.
This isn't some person.
This is a legend.
This is everything but a avatar.
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