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ih8hippies999
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Postby ih8hippies999 » Fri May 27, 2005 4:23 am

Mewster and Originaly_backward are walking in a dark alley. I walk up behind them and slit their thoats. Next I hide the bodies.
Then I chop off their dicks and put them in their mouths. :)
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EMMAY3
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Postby EMMAY3 » Fri May 27, 2005 4:54 am

A lot of dick and ball chopping isn't there? Well, I would take a torch and burn "ih8hippies999" to the edge of death, but not kill him. Then, I would make him eat his own charred flesh. Then, I would properly kill him by removing his exposed organs and smothering him with them. Then, I would hack up the remaining parts of the body and put them in a little box and take it to the middle of nowhere. Next, I would use the nuke I bought off my cousins in Iran, (yes I am persian :) ) and detenate the thing on the box. Using a radioactive suit, I would pick what was left of the box and feed it to a worm, use the worm as live bate, catch a fish, fry up the fish, and eat it. Finally, I would sh*t him out, and as he yells "howdy-ho" at me, I would cover him in gasoline, and burn him once more. He's dead now. No more resurrecting...Who wants to kill me?!:)
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goddamit
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Postby goddamit » Fri May 27, 2005 11:18 am

grabs EMMAY3 and throws here infront of highway traffic,i wacth her be trampled by cars.i then grab her and throw her of a cliff i throw a gernade and BOOM goes EMMAY3
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Bob the muff
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Postby Bob the muff » Fri May 27, 2005 11:37 am

ay! hippies suck donkey balls mutha fucka
UCONN2k5
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Postby UCONN2k5 » Fri May 27, 2005 11:49 am

KILZ BOB T3H MUFF WIF NOT GOODER ENGLUSH
KennyStanWendyFan
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Fri May 27, 2005 3:08 pm

*scares UCONN to death with good grammar and spelling*

rofl u r ded foo' i pwn thu werld
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angel_of_demonic_light
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Postby angel_of_demonic_light » Fri May 27, 2005 4:30 pm

KSWF

angel_of_demonic_light drags KSWF into a library and shoves him into the... paper shredder.
ooooooh!!! somebody's a sore loser... clyde, i believe i said 'get the fudge out!' which means: kiss my fudgin' ass, go fudge yourself, would you get the fudge out, clyde?
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jjmac12345
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Postby jjmac12345 » Fri May 27, 2005 5:34 pm

Shrinks angel_of_demonic_light down to one foot tall. Builds a cage for her and keeps her as a pet. Forgets to feed her, and she dies. Flushes her down the toilet.
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goddamit
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Postby goddamit » Fri May 27, 2005 6:57 pm

nice to kill you again jjmac :wink:
carves jjmac's eyes out with a knife i then stuff them in his mouth.i then smash his head on a desk till he dies
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UCONN2k5
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Postby UCONN2k5 » Fri May 27, 2005 8:51 pm

*kills goddammit with the commandment "Thou shalt not to the Lord's name in vain." :wink:
EMMAY3
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Postby EMMAY3 » Fri May 27, 2005 9:10 pm

The grenade missed me, so I come back and pelt "UCONN2k5" with chewed gumballs. Attracted to the smell of sugar, ants that I genetically altered to be five feet tall come and eat a nice dinner. I'm now using the giant ants to build me an underground base. :)
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jjmac12345
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Postby jjmac12345 » Fri May 27, 2005 9:31 pm

Uses my time machine, that I purchased off EBAY to go back in time before EMMAY3 was born. Kills her dad. Does her mom, twice.
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goddamit
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Postby goddamit » Fri May 27, 2005 10:45 pm

jjmac12345 wrote:Uses my time machine, that I purchased off EBAY to go back in time before EMMAY3 was born. Kills her dad. Does her mom, twice.


goes back in time with a time machine i bought off of amazon(only 50 bucks!)to find jjmac at the time he is being born,when he is out i grab him and throw his fragile body to the wall,i then grab the vomiting dad and and stab him in the eye with a needle,i then do his mom before i kill her,by hitting her with a chair
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kenny_hero
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Postby kenny_hero » Fri May 27, 2005 11:06 pm

goddamit wrote:
jjmac12345 wrote:Uses my time machine, that I purchased off EBAY to go back in time before EMMAY3 was born. Kills her dad. Does her mom, twice.


goes back in time with a time machine i bought off of amazon(only 50 bucks!)to find jjmac at the time he is being born,when he is out i grab him and throw his fragile body to the wall,i then grab the vomiting dad and and stab him in the eye with a needle,i then do his mom before i kill her,by hitting her with a chair
takes his head and slams on the wall takes an axe and shoves it up his ass, and face, then chops his balls off
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goddamit
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Postby goddamit » Sat May 28, 2005 1:17 am

after killing me i come back to life and(sorry for taking this away from you ih8hippies,but i need it :wink: )chop off kenny_hero's dick and sticks it in his mouth
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