Kill the person above you

[AngusMcTavish]

I take a blowtorch to your ear and pull the trigger. Flames shoot through your head, frying your brain.

[Stovepipe_Jam]

I knock you down, stunning you, and then I quickly tie you down so you are helpless. Then I take a grenade, pull the pin, shove it down your throat, and run.

[captain_mystery]

I stick toothpicks into your eyes and shove a spiked club up your ass. Then, I chop off your arms and your legs. Limbless, you fall to the ground and I kick you around like a soccerball until you bleed to death

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I tie your arms together and tie you to the roof. A storm comes and rain falls down. You start to shiver in the cold rain and start to have hyperthermia. I climb up on the roof and got a piece of gutter from the roof and put it into your gut. I kick you hard and you land on the other side, where the rusty nails lay. You were dead instantly.


Partialy based on a Kenny death

[captain_mystery]

I pour maggots into your mouth, nose, ears, and ass. They eat you from inside out

[AngusMcTavish]

Aww, I gotta off the Captain??

The lot of us are vacationing on an island somewhere, but just as all was going well, the mountain nearby is about to erupt!

Legend has it that a great number of people are to be sacrificed in order to appease the old god.

It is when I throw you into the volcano that peace is restored.

But to show I'm not a monster, I grieve as I do this.

[OMG_They_Killed_Kenny(>]

Aww, I gotta off the Captain??

The lot of us are vacationing on an island somewhere, but just as all was going well, the mountain nearby is about to erupt!

Legend has it that a great number of people are to be sacrificed in order to appease the old god.

It is when I throw you into the volcano that peace is restored.

But to show I'm not a monster, I grieve as I do this.

I give him some cigarettes and he gets addicted. After several years, he dies of cancer.

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

I pick you up and hit you in the head with a screw driver, knocking you unconcious. I take your body and tie a string to your leg. I tie the other side of the string to the pin on a grenade and you don't notice and you move when you wake up and die.

Almost kind of like that part in the Punisher but a lot different. You know which part I'm talking about, at the end. The guys son? And then they're like "You killed my son!" and you hear a boom and a scream, and the punisher's like "Two of them" and then he kills the guy and sets all the cars on fire, and makes the Punisher mark skull thing.

[Butters1990]

The same way MJKK Did! Man that is good...

[Stovepipe_Jam]

As you turn around I point a pistol in your face and say "kanichiwa" and then I blow your brains out.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I push you on to the road, and a car swerves and hits a tree, which kills the person inside of it instantly. I kick you in front of a semi, which barely misses you. I then force you to eat the rotting skunk, which made you vomit. I force you to eat your vomit until you almost died. I then handed you my homework so that you will work on it. You died of too much pressure of the homework.

I'm not angry at you SJ, I just kill my friends better.

[TheDude12]

I run up to you and dive tackle you so hard that you die of head trauma.

[OMG_They_Killed_Kenny(>]

I run up to you and dive tackle you so hard that you die of head trauma.

Right before the Patriots are about to win the Super Bowl, I slaughter them and you die of a heart attack. The other team wins be default.

[omg they killed kenny]

i would some how find a way to get into space then i would throw u into a black hole and u will stay there forever and die of hunger

[AngusMcTavish]

Okay, so there are two of you with the initials omgtkk? This will not do. Time for a showdown.

I gas the both of you to death and insert your brains into machines before they can expire. And if you've ever seen Battlebots, you know what's next. I let the two of you rip each other apart with whatever weapons my crews equipped you with.

I'll just be in a front-row seat with a bucket of popcorn in one hand and a detonator in the other. No matter who wins, I still blow up the winner, as you both have some C4 planted into your systems.

Hasta la vista...babies!