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PinkPrincess
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Postby PinkPrincess » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:15 pm

I cut open kylebeniot insert a bomb in her stomac and sew it back together. when she least expects it I press a button and KABOOM!!!!!!! :twisted:
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:22 pm

PinkPrincess wrote:I cut open kylebeniot insert a bomb in her stomac and sew it back together. when she least expects it I press a button and KABOOM!!!!!!! :twisted:


I feed you acid and your insides turn to mush.

Why do you hate KB so much?
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Postby joe casanave » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:28 pm

Wrap a bag over ILuvKennyMcCormick23's head
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MISS_Conduct
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Postby MISS_Conduct » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:05 am

I tie you to a chair.. tape yur eyelids open.. and papercut your eyes 100 times..
..now that your blind you can only feel the pain and terror dwelling inside you..and only taste the blood dripping from your eye sockets... you only hear your screams and my laughter..

..i take a pair of open siscors and stab you with them .. twist them 90" close them and rip them out of you with you lower intestine following the rusty blades
..your screams become even louder but even so you can still hear your insides pouring out onto the floor.. i laugh walk away and let you drown in your own blood.

hows that
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omg they killed kenny
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Postby omg they killed kenny » Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:25 am

PinkPrincess wrote:I cut open kylebeniot insert a bomb in her stomac and sew it back together. when she least expects it I press a button and KABOOM!!!!!!! :twisted:
id hang u then throw u in the guiltane thing(it cuts ur head OFF CHING :twisted:
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:43 am

I knock you to the ground and blow your brains out with a pistol. I calmly wipe the blood spray from my clothes and walk away, leaving your body to leak fluids all over the floor.
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:41 am

I jab my fingers in your througt as you gag. I take my fist and connect it to your chin, knocking you out. I kick you while you were down. I snap your spine and half of your body flyes twoard the wall. A loud smack is heard when I kicked your head to the fireplace. I took logs and pile them on your head. I lit the logs on fire, smelling of burnt flesh filled the air...

Nothing against you, you were just above me. :roll:
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general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:46 am

i knock you out and carefully place you in a plexiglass box. i then drive out to the middle of a really hot desert and leave you there. you then die of either heat exhaustion od dehydration.
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:33 am

This just in: General Anarchy was found dead on the highway, just coming home from her recent kill. Her car was hit by a drunk driver coming the other direction. The estimated speed of the oncoming car was around 85 mph before the impact.

The General was pronounced DOA at the nearby hospital. The driver of the other car is still at large.

Okay, so I wasn't really drunk.
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:36 am

I punch him and he falls... as he's down on the floor, I take a chainsaw, cut him in half but it turns out he's an alien and can regenerate. I use a flamethrower and he melts. Turns out after he melts, he still comes back AGAIN. He is back in normal form as if I didn't even kill him. I then shoot him in the head six times. Again, the lost body parts come back. I throw a piano at him and once again, he comes back. I have unproteced sex with him. He gets AIDS and dies. R.I.P. :cry:
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:58 am

Marklar forgot to mention that during one of my regenerations, I was able to give him an extreme "Texas Chili Bowl." That Tabasco-covered phone went so far up his anus, he felt it pound through his brain. He dies after giving me AIDS.

Another soul I take with me!
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Postby Delition » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:00 am

I force Angus to read each and every post about Isaac Hayes leaving. I leave a gun next to him.

If the lack of proper grammar doesn't kill him...well, the gun's there for a reason.
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:44 am

I punch him in the face and stab his head with a knife. I keep the knife in his head and amazingly he's still alive. He falls to the floor (still alive.) I kick the knife deeper and deeper into his skull. I damage his brain but he is still is alive. I throw him into a freezer and he freezes. I find him in the freezer several days later. He's frozen solid so I keep him as a statue. :D
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Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:23 pm

Wow, I haven't been to this thread for a while, huh?

I tell you to make your will out to me. I then push you down the stairs and you take a terrible fall. But your not dead. So I take you to the train station and tie your arms to one train and tie your feet to an other. The trains pull you in seperate directions, pulling you apart. The trains stop an hour later, one with one half and the other with the other half. And you very dead. And me getting all your items.
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:11 am

I didn't realize Kelly was taking Delition for a rather wild train ride. I was so busy booby-trapping his stuff, that when she was rummaging through it all, she didn't notice the tripwire behind his TV. It sets off a couple of land mines that blow the entertainment center, as well as Kelly, to smithereens.

Teach you to rob a dead man, huh?

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