South Park Studios BBS

I take you, pick you up, and crack you in half over my head. You fall limply to the ground in two pieces.

I put a gun under my chin and pull the trigger, blowing my brains out.

time for a classic, Dragonball Z death.

I slowly fly up to the sky and extend my arms upward to the heavens.
"I call upon the trees, stars and heavan, the fish in the water, the animals of the planet, Lucifer, George Cloony, The Taco who craps ice cream, EVERY LIVING THING IN THE UNIVERSE!! LEND ME YOUR POWER!!"
I watch as the ball of light blue enegry slowly forms above me.
"EVERYONE!! GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH!" *smirks* "it's ready.. SPIRIT BOMB GENKAI DAMA!!!"
*launches the massive bomb of pure spirit energy tword her, but she is resisting.. she tries to hold up the bomb..*
damn it.. looks like I need an extra push
*turns super saiyan*
KAMEHAMEHA!!! *shoots the blue energy tword the bomb, making it explode, and watches as she descentragates, leaving no cell behind. *smirks* "see you in hell, Kelly.

*looks behind him, eyes widen, as he sees the person who destroy him* "YOU!!!"

Your hell hole may have closed, but free you are not.

As one hole closes, another opens. This one opens at your feet and sucks you in.

You're in some kind of weird void. Things that are nothing float around you. Everything you sense is not, and you are everywhere and nowhere.

And there is no oxygen whatsoever.

The next two hours, albeit that time is relative, you have disappeared, only to come back out of the portal, battered, bloodied, inside-out, upside-down, and quite literally turned into a gelatinous blob of what looks like infected monkey mookie-stinks.

Was this anything like your trip to Tennessee?

I cover you in gasoline and throw a lit match at you and you burst into flames!

I smash a 1975 Zenith 19" Chromacolor TV over your pumpin head.

Thanks for avenging me, AngusMcTavish!!

Is on earth once again with a halo over his head.

MUA HA HA HA..

*bites off the skull of the person above me and spits it out like ozzy ozborne*

I will not surrender! I give you some mints and you eat them then you had to get a drink of water. The mints start to act up and you explode...I guess they weren't realy mints after all...

AngusMcTavish wrote:Your hell hole may have closed, but free you are not.

As one hole closes, another opens. This one opens at your feet and sucks you in.

You're in some kind of weird void. Things that are nothing float around you. Everything you sense is not, and you are everywhere and nowhere.

And there is no oxygen whatsoever.

The next two hours, albeit that time is relative, you have disappeared, only to come back out of the portal, battered, bloodied, inside-out, upside-down, and quite literally turned into a gelatinous blob of what looks like infected monkey mookie-stinks.

Was this anything like your trip to Tennessee?

Tennessee was much worse...

Ok I throw Kelly MacCornmac over the empire state building into 5 foot long spikes that impale you as you hit the ground

I hit him because he thinks i make crap sigs, LET'S SEE YOURS THEN.

f*ck it i will twist kenny'sdead's balls off so he can suffer a horrible slow death