master ed wrote:First I reach through my computer to your house and pull you through it to my house. Then I tie you down and shoot you in the balls 40 times automatically with my airsoft gun, until your balls swell up. Now I tie them to my ceiling fan turn it on high. (ouch) now I get a knife and everytime you come to my side of the room II slash your stomch till there is blood everywhere. Then I unie you and poor some acid on your balls and chest until your are almost dead. Finally I smother you with a mattress and slit your throat gently, so you bleed to death.
8D Woah. Creative. I like the...er...>o> Fixation...with my balls.
The only problem is that I don't have balls :[ Well. ....
No. No balls.
I get the most fattest opera singer out there, with the highest voice, and toss you in a room with her. She hits the highest, un-human note out there, witch ruptres all your blood vessles and veins, including those in your heart!
I'm so grosome. >=)
The BBS' #1 Diehard AC/DC fan! \m/
i make you listen to this band 'til you die of blood loss because your ears are uncrontrolably bleeding
Gothic_Butters wrote:since when is a cheeseburger porn?
Dude I could easily hit my head on the wall.Kyle's_Marklar wrote:I put you in a room all by yourself for a long time. You eventually go mad and start thinking of suicide but there's nothing in the room you can kill yourself with. Then, one day, I release and you get hit by a bus. You don't make it.
Anyways I was loged on the bus and got off of it and I was in a horrid place. I got on the bus and randomly ran over people. I eventualy got over the border and I got directions to where you were. I drove into your house, hitting the gas tank, making it spill. I keep on driving on the road hazzardly. I ran over multiple cars and many people. I ran into a telephone line. The bus was recked but I got to a semi. And drove it. Eventualy I ran over your car and where you worked at (or maybe your school). You go to your car but unfortunally a semi was coming to you. After I was done you were flat on the road.
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