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I summon the ghost of Bon Scott and have him invade your house. You get so excited, you die of a coronary!

I chop off each of your fingers, one by one. Then, I start your toes. Once I've done that, I lock you into a room, with no way to get out. The only food you get is your fingers and toes.

Then, I chop off each of your arms, and feed them to you raw. I take you to the local swimming pool, late at night, and sneak in cause it's closed that late at night.

I slowly, very very slowly, cut through your left leg. I slice right through it, eventually. I've suffed a dirty sock down your throat, and one over your mouth so nobody can hear you scream.

Now that you have nothing but a leg, I toss you into the pool. The one leg you have left is just to torture you more, because it's almost enough to save you, but not quite. Eventually you tire, and cannot stay above water. Your head bobs in and out of the water.

As I sit there watching, the entire time, and laughing at the beauty of it all, you eventually drown.

I then take your corpse, cut it into tiny pieces with my knife, and take all the meat out of them. I take this, and sneak it into the local butcher shop. Nobody knows they're actually making themselves more of a cannibal everytime they order that Meatball Marinara Sandwich. And none of them know why, but it tastes much better than usual. They ask the butcher if he's using a new type of meat, but he says no.

Finally, I take the left over organs of your body, grind them in a blender, and drink it myself.

I pay Kyle's_Marklar to kill ACDC, causing you to commit suicide soon afterward.

I brain you with a 20-pound sledge, cut you open, and sell your organs on eBay for quick cash.

Your spleen was auctioned for $52.00, but could only sell your liver for tree-fiddy.

I stab you in the areas of your liver, stomach, and heart. I pull them all out and eat them.