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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:58 pm
Al Gore is back in the area, and saying something like he wants someone to go with him to the land down under looking for Manbearpig....agian. When will he learn? Anyways, once there, he's too much of a pussy to go into a cave, so he sends you in instead. You get lost, and come to a dead end in the passage way. Spiders climb out of the crebises and kill you and comsome your flesh!
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:29 am
I summon the ghost of Bon Scott and have him invade your house. You get so excited, you die of a coronary!
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:36 am
I smash Angus with a CD to death. Beware of killer CDs
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:56 pm
I suck all the blood from your body, leaving not a single drop, and give it all to the Red Cross.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:24 pm
I chop off each of your fingers, one by one. Then, I start your toes. Once I've done that, I lock you into a room, with no way to get out. The only food you get is your fingers and toes.
Then, I chop off each of your arms, and feed them to you raw. I take you to the local swimming pool, late at night, and sneak in cause it's closed that late at night.
I slowly, very very slowly, cut through your left leg. I slice right through it, eventually. I've suffed a dirty sock down your throat, and one over your mouth so nobody can hear you scream.
Now that you have nothing but a leg, I toss you into the pool. The one leg you have left is just to torture you more, because it's almost enough to save you, but not quite. Eventually you tire, and cannot stay above water. Your head bobs in and out of the water.
As I sit there watching, the entire time, and laughing at the beauty of it all, you eventually drown.
I then take your corpse, cut it into tiny pieces with my knife, and take all the meat out of them. I take this, and sneak it into the local butcher shop. Nobody knows they're actually making themselves more of a cannibal everytime they order that Meatball Marinara Sandwich. And none of them know why, but it tastes much better than usual. They ask the butcher if he's using a new type of meat, but he says no.
Finally, I take the left over organs of your body, grind them in a blender, and drink it myself.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:17 pm
I push you into a giant, rotating fan!
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:20 pm
I pay Kyle's_Marklar to kill ACDC, causing you to commit suicide soon afterward.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:38 pm
TWO can play this!
I chop off KMACs head with my macheddie, whitch cases YOU to kill yourseld!
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:26 am
I brain you with a 20-pound sledge, cut you open, and sell your organs on eBay for quick cash.
Your spleen was auctioned for $52.00, but could only sell your liver for tree-fiddy.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:56 pm
I chop off Angus' head, shrink it, sell it on EBay, drink all your blood (Yes, I LOVE the taste of human blood, I'm a sick freak!), display your bones above my mantel, cook and eat your flesh, sell your organs to canabals, and spend the money on whatever I want!
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:46 pm
I stab you in the areas of your liver, stomach, and heart. I pull them all out and eat them.
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:55 am
I hook your upper lip to a rope, push you over a HIGH cliff, witch rips off your lip and the fall instently kills you!
Talk about a stiff upper lip!
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:21 am
I take some poison ivy with gloves I was wearing and throw it on you. Nothing happens for a few days, but all the sudden the itching begans. K'sB scracthes and scracthes and you forgot that acctually spreads it. You eventualy scrach enough that you bleed to death.
Cause of death: scrathing self to death
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:41 am
As you run to attack me, I hold up my right hand, ready to strike like a colbra. When your about to attack me, I stick my hand down your throat, into your stomache, and pull your guts out!
BTW, extra points if you can name the show and person I got the move from!
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:45 am
Get a shark to eat her up! YOU f*cking SHARK! EAT HER UP! DANCE DAMN YOU!