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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:56 pm
by Kyles_Baby
I chop off Angus' head, shrink it, sell it on EBay, drink all your blood (Yes, I LOVE the taste of human blood, I'm a sick freak!), display your bones above my mantel, cook and eat your flesh, sell your organs to canabals, and spend the money on whatever I want!

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:46 pm
by tweekedkenny
I stab you in the areas of your liver, stomach, and heart. I pull them all out and eat them.

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:55 am
by Kyles_Baby
I hook your upper lip to a rope, push you over a HIGH cliff, witch rips off your lip and the fall instently kills you!

Talk about a stiff upper lip!

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:21 am
by Kelly MacCornmac
I take some poison ivy with gloves I was wearing and throw it on you. Nothing happens for a few days, but all the sudden the itching begans. K'sB scracthes and scracthes and you forgot that acctually spreads it. You eventualy scrach enough that you bleed to death.

Cause of death: scrathing self to death

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:41 am
by Kyles_Baby
As you run to attack me, I hold up my right hand, ready to strike like a colbra. When your about to attack me, I stick my hand down your throat, into your stomache, and pull your guts out!

BTW, extra points if you can name the show and person I got the move from!

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:45 am
by MixStan
Get a shark to eat her up! YOU f*cking SHARK! EAT HER UP! DANCE DAMN YOU!

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:04 am
by Kyles_Baby
I place several hooks in your body, all of them stretched out to the max, and attachted to a machine. Once you say your final words, I fire up the machine, witch rips you up, leaving a bloody, goreish sight of torn flesh, blood-covered organs, riped mucles, and just an all out mess of you EVERWHERE!

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:00 pm
by SlipNSlidePro25
I'd kill you by first breaking your legs like in the mob then i'd put your feet in cememnt until it dried then i'd throw you in a lke where you would be sleepin wit the fishes!

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:14 pm
by Kyles_Baby
As your about to go on your slip'n'slide, you realize one main compoent was missing, the water! But its too late now, all the skin on your body has been riped off and you bleed to death and your guts fall out. I have fun on the slip'n'slide with your blood!

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:19 pm
by kenny95
i get a ***** and shove it up your ***** while your ****** is bleeding and then you start ****** all over the place, while your mom is ******* on the sidewalk, i then throw you in a field and slaughter you

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:49 pm
by AngusMcTavish
^Ahh, that's one of those Mad Lib puzzles, isn't it?

I take a chainsaw and slice you into fillets.

Hey, K's_B! White meat or dark?

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:41 pm
by Kelly MacCornmac
I stabbed Angus in the head and poured lemon juice over the injury. I then kicked him a few times... I then got into the gun store and shot him....in the leg. I left him out to die in the desert (which I took a chopper to the desert).

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:20 pm
by andrewgibson
I would tell SJ that K_M is BBS cheating on him and SJ would kill her for me. :)

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:23 pm
by Kelly MacCornmac
andrewgibson wrote:I would tell SJ that K_M is BBS cheating on him and SJ would kill her for me. :)
First it's K-Mac or KMAC second we broke up so that won't work.

And third I got a shot gun and shot you already.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:48 pm
by Taranis_Music
I tie you between two trees so when I cut the ropes holding the trees down you get ripped in half.