Kill the person above you

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I drive a car towards a building. It has explosives in it. Unfortunally for you, you were in the building, actually in the basement becaue you are the janitor. You were cleaning it when I crashed to it. Inferno everywhere, buildings rage and crash down. The weight didn't kill you. No you were in an air pocket. Three days later they found you...unmistakingly dead. It was too late...

[general_anarchy]

neat!




my ghost comes back to haunt you and you die of fright and food poisoning from the fish you ate for lunch

[Gothic_Butters]

I wake up and wasn't really dead. I bite you on the neck and drink your blood for trying to kill me. You moan because you think it feels good, but I drink ALL of the blood, and you collapse on the floor, dead.

[general_anarchy]

i think i'm dead but i'm really alive because i can live with out blood so i come back a throw a cupcake at you and you collapse under the pressure of the chocolate frosting. you die upon contact with the floor beneath you.

[Gothic_Butters]

i was only unconsious so i wake up and I shove the cupcake down your throat. You gag on it, loose your breath, and die.



(we like each other, but we're trying to kill each other!!)

[Kelly MacCornmac]

i was only unconscious so i wake up and I shove the cupcake down your throat. You gag on it, loose your breath, and die.



(we like each other, but we're trying to kill each other!!)

You know I used to play dead when I used this thread for the first month. Some people we complaining though and had to go to just kill...

Anyways this time I took you down with my flamethrower, you we unmistakingly dead, for afterward I threw a grenade where you were at.

[Gothic_Butters]

KMAC how could you!? I sparred your life, saved your life and avenged you!!

I come back as a zombie and throw you off the very cliff I almost fell off. On the way down, for some reason, there's a helicopter floating there. You hit the blades, and you are chopped to pieces.

[general_anarchy]

as you watch small bits of kmac fly in all directions, i sneek up behind you and bash you in the back of the head with a cat. the cat is now pissed and claws you eyes out and you blindly step off the cliff and fall and land on sharp rocks, but that doesn't kill you, a swarm of angry killer bees sting you to death... but we're still friends, right?

[Gothic_Butters]

Obi-wan pops up and avenges my death by slicing yu in half. Then you, me, and KMAC all fight and try to kill eachother in Hell.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

You compleatly forgot I had a parachute. Too late to kill you though...your already dead.

[general_anarchy]

i sharpen a crayon to where it's really pointy and i stab you in the temple and you die

[Kelly MacCornmac]

i sharpen a crayon to where it's really pointy and i stab you in the temple and you die

XD that's a weird death.

I choke you with sasusage.

[AngusMcTavish]

Mmm, sausage!

I fill your lungs with liquid mercury and watch what happens.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I kill angus viva la hammer...brains spatter everywhere....blood rushes out...the usual...

[AngusMcTavish]

I stuff a funnel into your mouth and pour a whole bottle of kerosene down your gullet. Then, I drop a lit match in after it and run like hell!