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general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:06 am

oooh, fun!!!


i laugh at the sight of rualya's guts and the i stranggle you with her small intestine... then i laugh some more!!!! hahaha!!!


then i eat the twinkie
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Postby gtaca2005 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:10 am

*Jabbs a dart in your neck* :zombiekenny:
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tase_me
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Postby tase_me » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:21 am

First I cut off your eyelids so your eyes will dry out from lack of blinking, becoming like shriveled raisins.
Then I will drive a screwdriver through your genitals.
Next I will slowly weld a hole into your stomach using a scrub-n-bubbles soap pad.
Then I will take a rabid chinchilla, shove it down your throat, and let it do its work.
When the chinchilla has died from exhastion of scratching your esophagus, I will remove it, then shove it up your ass as far as possible.
I will then find a bird of prey that enjoys eating chinchillas. I will put the bird of prey next to your ass, and let it claw its way through to dinner.
Next I will torchure you with 12 hours of Kanye West's horrid remake of that Ray Charles song. Playing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Finally I shall pour hardening cement down your throat, and shoot the cement through your vains as well. When it expands you will most likely explode.
If you have not died from exploding, I will stick you in Hannibal Lecture's cell and let him nibble on you.
Finally, I will take your remains, grind them up, sautee them in a spicy sauce, and sell them to Taco Bell to put in their various items for 20 cents.

I hope you enjoyed your death.
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:28 am

that's a bit brutal but it sounds neat!!


i rent a car and the person who rented it before me 'tase_me-napped' you and put you in the trunk. i find you and beat you brains to a pulp with the tire iron, then i roast you and eat you 'cause i'm sick like that and happen to be found of chicken...

and then i eat a twinkie... mmmm, twinkies....
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TrixR4Butters
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Postby TrixR4Butters » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:40 am

You die from the poison that I placed inside the twinkie that you ate! I took you down with me sucka!
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general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:48 am

that was a fantastical pplan but it failed miserably because you did not know that i am immune to any and all poisons, except for tetnus, but that is not a poison... or is it? *does the dr. evil thing with pinkie and funky look on face...*


so, i live and i cut you with a pointy knife with rust on it and you die of tetnus!!!


wait, that's not interesting, insted, i slit your throat with a petrified cow pie...
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:51 am

I need the general's help with a circus act. It's the old "human cannonball" act, and she can be the attraction.

Only I hear you're not supposed to use a real cannon. By the time I find out, her innards are shot out all over creation, and her brains are sent soaring over San Antonio!
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:50 pm

neat!!


i never really died, you found a llama named lashonda and mistaked it for me... so, i go back to the circus and find you there and bash your head in wioth a shiny metal spike and your brains scatter all over creation
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general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:31 pm

why isn't anybody killing me? am i not loved enough to be stabbed in the head with a pionty object or deep fried in a large vet of boiling vinegar or something else equally as fun?


ok, i'll kill myself... i gouge my own eyes out with a spork and feed them to the homeless, then i kidnap myslf and take me to the tallest building i can find on such short notice. next, i push myself off the roof and as i'm falling, i shoot myself in the neck with a .44 magnum...
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aycaramba109
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Postby aycaramba109 » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:59 pm

o yah well im going to make kirt cobains coarps suck your dick so much it comes off and then stabb the new hole with a knife and give you aids because the knife has courtny loves blood on it
AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:43 am

I wash your mouth out with sulphuric acid. Then I get out my golf shoes and do Riverdance on the rest of you until every vital organ inside is crushed.

Oh, wait, that's not me dancing on you...that's Sally Struthers! AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
Kenny's_Demonic_Spirit
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Postby Kenny's_Demonic_Spirit » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:14 am

I will get Michael Jackson to suck your internal organs out through your cock, And if you're not dead yet, make you suck HIS cock! :cartmanevillaugh:

Then I kill myself so none of these bitches over 'neah kill me. IN YO FACE!!!
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Go away, please!
AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:09 am

You seeck leetle monkey! Well, you don't get off THAT easily!

And you KNOW what I mean!

I let Jacko in on how old I really am and kick his head clean off. Whatever chemical is keeping him intact otherwise spills all over you and you disintegrate into a disgusting, brown, oozing, pulsating globule.
jawmht
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Postby jawmht » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:41 am

Death.....By SODOMY
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broken wings
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Postby broken wings » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:02 pm

i kidnap you and take you to the middle of nowhere blind folded then i hang you upside down on a tree , first ill cut off your balls slowly so youll feel every bit of the pain using a sharp kitchen knife, then ill melt your eyes using a solvent acid, and after im done ill just leave you hanging upside down a tree toungless,eyeless(i love the song eyeless:P) and ball-less to get eaten by a wild animal or if your lucky explode and die :twisted: arent i sweet?.
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