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jawmht
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Postby jawmht » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:57 am

I would take you out into the streets tieing your feet to a lamp post and just let you hang while I shoot you from 50 yards away with a high velocity paintball gun until you are nothing but a bruise. Then after leting you fall on the ground I'll break your knee caps and dump you in the middle of the desert.
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misscutiepie1330
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Postby misscutiepie1330 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:13 am

I farted and you suddenly died :P It puzzles me so.
AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:11 am

I'm considering my options for a new job, and "baker" kinda sounds good. I just made my first pie...

...and the filling is misscutiepie!

(tries a piece, pause...)

Guess I didn't cook it long enough.
Rooster_Costume
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Postby Rooster_Costume » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:15 am

I make you play WoW without food for 3 weeks. 8)
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AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:19 am

What a coincidence, RC! I just posted in the WoW poll!

I skewer you with a long metal pole and make rotisserie chicken to go with the pie.

You're all invited to the cookout! :D
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:10 am

AngusMcTavish wrote:What a coincidence, RC! I just posted in the WoW poll!

I skewer you with a long metal pole and make rotisserie chicken to go with the pie.

You're all invited to the cookout! :D

I'll make some of mom's potato salad to go with it.

(back on topic)
I sneak into your bathroom when you're in the shower, then I pull back the curtain and throw boom box into the tub with a maniacal laugh. (insert long pause and exchange of blank stares here) You just look at me and say, "Uhh, the tub kinda has to be full of water for that to work." Me: Oh. (pulls out 12" carving knife) *stab, stab, stab, stab*. "Run away!!!" (I runs away.)
drake196
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Postby drake196 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:20 pm

i'll chop you up in to little peices and throw your dick to my chicken and feed your brains to my hamster then throw your chopped up body in my garden to fertalize it! :twisted:
AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:08 am

Ahh, a new entry to the boards! But you must go through initiation first.

I bring you into a room with a bunch of other posters and throw a little welcoming party for you.

As for our initiation, it consists of a keg of gunpowder, a lit fuse, a blindfold, and a plastic bag on your head, rubber-banded to your neck. You must put out the fuse without removing the bag.

And the fuse is about three inches long.

BOOM! You are now the confetti for your own party!
fattass12
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Postby fattass12 » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:13 am

i would strap some c4 to you tie you to some train tracks. blow you up then have you get runover by a train
jawmht
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Postby jawmht » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:49 am

I will "poison" you,lock you in a 3x3x6 closet and tell you that the only antidote is mixing 1 cup of bleach and 10 cups of ammonia (very weak mustard gas) and turn off the light leaving you to die slowly.
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Rooster_Costume
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Postby Rooster_Costume » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:54 am

I'll set your chattering toy jaws on your ass. :twisted:
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StanismyMan
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Postby StanismyMan » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:18 pm

I would stab you and then punt you into the ocean so JAWS can eat you. That would be amusing. :lol:
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AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:30 pm

I just saw your sig, and...who's Tablety Sara?

Never mind. I turn you in to the Queen of Hearts, saying you were planning a conspiracy against her.

"Off with her head!"

I let them do the nasty work and pack your head in a duffel bag, which I drop off the Chicago Sears Tower.
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:55 am

i sneek up behind angus mctavish and stab his back, then i flip him over and slowly slice open his chest cavity. reaching inside his body, i tightly grasp his still beating heart. i rip it with all the anger that posses me and i deep fry it it vegetable oil and feed it to tuff, my bother's enormous dog. next, i cut his lifeless corps into large chunks and rap them in seran rap and store them for later use
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angel_of_demonic_light
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Postby angel_of_demonic_light » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:08 am

i take general_anarchy and knock her out with a golf club. i kidnap her and take her to the middle of nowhere, where i tie her to a tree at night. then i get in my pickup and wait for her to wake up. when she's fully consious, i turn the truck on and i slam my foot down on the gas and take off. finally, i run into the tree going about 83 m/h. (yes, i know i died too...)
ooooooh!!! somebody's a sore loser... clyde, i believe i said 'get the fudge out!' which means: kiss my fudgin' ass, go fudge yourself, would you get the fudge out, clyde?
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