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AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:45 am

Not--so--fast, aodl! You're not dead yet!

You manage to crawl out of your vehicle before it blew. You struggle to stand and turn around to see your final result.

But, that's the last thing you see.

At which point, I throw a water balloon in your direction...make that a battery acid balloon! It gets in your eyes and eats you from the inside out, filling any remaining organs with HazMat goodness.
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:51 am

well... i give you a labotomy with a butter knife. then i shove you into an industrial sized clothes dryer for about three hours, but your not dead yet so i wrap you in bacon and set you free in a pit of a dozen or so hyenahs (sp?) and they munch on your innards few a while...
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Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:54 am

...It's here? the treads is still here \o/.

I shall send you a virus that you shall click. Then the pc will blow up in chunks and glass tears your skin. You slowly bleed to death in agony when you accidently touch the electiral outlet....
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AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:27 am

Yes, the thread's still here...and so am I, baby!! :twisted: :twisted:

And while you sit there, reading up on all the kills that happened in your abscence, you're trying to keep warm with an electric blanket.

I throw a bucketful of water on you, step back, and watch you fry!

Welcome back, KMac. I so missed offing you here!
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:50 am

i stab you in the face and rip out your beating heart and i take out your brain and unravel it and hang it up aroung my house like christmas lights *exclamation mark*


and, yes, welcome back kmac! here's a jell-o mold and half-eaten box of fish stix. *HUG*
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:38 am

First, I would knock you out cold, preferably with a wifflebat.
Then, I would superglue raw meat to your body.
Then once you woke up, I would release the kittens (a la Dethklok) and watch you be eaten alive.
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AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:05 am

So, I gotta off the Horse, huh? Hmm...

"No, sir, I don't like it!"

Oh, well. I was thinking of a slow, torturous death, something involving a hospital bed, chains, spikes, and a cheese grater.

You get the idea.
aycaramba109
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Postby aycaramba109 » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:45 am

im going to keep it nice and simple
im going to freeze your body then melt it with a blow torch then get my friends to give you STDs then cut off your head and pull out your hair with my beer hands speaking about bears im feeding your hand to one after i slice it in half with a dull knife after the bear i will replace your head with a bunch of wires and pour water on your new head then i will cut off your arms and staple them to your moms house and then i will stretch your legs until they come out of their sockets and wring the blood out into a cup and make your mom drink it then i will burn your torso

wait nice and simple ill probebly be to lazy to do that stuff and tell you to kill your self
Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:46 am

I shove all those words down your throat until you choke and die.
CruciFACTION
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Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:49 am

I fill your cereal with spiky bits.
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:50 am

I'm gonna mpale you through the head with my Diamond encrested Titanium Based Codpiece.
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MaxwellsSilverHammer
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Postby MaxwellsSilverHammer » Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:29 am

i hide deadly scorpions in all your bath towels. have a nice day. :D
Ich bin über alles.
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:59 am

Hmm, nice guitar... *CLA-WHANG!!!!* Aaand, you're bleeding profusely from the head. Serially, gushing from your nose, ears, and eyes. Yep, that's pretty dead all right.
MaxwellsSilverHammer
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Postby MaxwellsSilverHammer » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:16 am

so i'm playing my violin, right? and.. whoops, the E-string "accidentally" breaks, flies across the room, slices your jugular, and causes you to bleed to death. i really ought to remember to change those strings more often.

(i actually had that happen once in seventh-grade orchestra. except without the string hitting and killing anyone.)
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CruciFACTION
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Postby CruciFACTION » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:04 am

Bang, bang, bang comes Maxwells silver hammer down on her head. Well who didn't see that one coming. :roll:
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