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Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:19 am
by AngusMcTavish
After the torrential downpour today, I see the roof needs fixing, so I get your help to re-tile it.

Yet, no matter how thin I slice, you don't seem to cover the entire roof.

I think I'm gonna need more help.

Edit: Wha...the 1500th kill? Already??

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:13 am
by Pip303
I try to convince you that you have nothing to live for and lead you into suicide XD

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 am
by Edduyasha
Image

After the leopard seal finishes with Kenny, it comes after you to rip your limbs off and devour you.

:o

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:54 am
by marvel_freak_42
Eddy...

YOU GOT CHANGE FOR A 38?

BANG BANG!

Pip303 wrote:I try to convince you that you have nothing to live for and lead you into suicide XD


Tell that to my ex bass player.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:59 am
by polymorph
I sufficate you to death with an onion sandwitch

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:10 am
by AngusMcTavish
I lob off your head with a machete and remove the brain. Then I put the brain through the cheese grater and cook it, serving it up with a nice curry sauce.

Brain vindaloo! What can I say, just your name and sig inspired me!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:21 am
by Edduyasha
Mmm! I love curry...but unfortunately, as I am Asian, I carry around (but am immune to) bird flu. Seeing as you don't have the same immunity...my bird flu infects you and you die slowly and painfully...

:shock:

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:30 am
by marvel_freak_42
Latinos seem to be immune to bird flu and E.Coli and all that other sh*t that white folks get. No diseases (unless sexually transmitted) will get me.

I use my throwing knives to dispose of you with total accuracy!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:14 am
by Kelly MacCornmac
there is nothing such as pure immunity. I make Mafest make a new germ that only affects you to help with congestion. The following side affects are: Stomach aches, puking, nose bleed, weaker immune system, blood clots, severe pain, cancer, and eventually after a few years death

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:20 am
by marvel_freak_42
I know there is no such thing as pure immunity (whence the STD part). But I shall pull a MacGyver and get you with a laser beam made from guitar strings a battery!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:00 am
by Edduyasha
I shove you in a large meat grinder, cook the meat, and feed it to the gator in the lake behind my house.

:o

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:03 am
by marvel_freak_42
I return from Hell as "a f*cking demon" (Dogma reference, hehe) and unleash hellfire upon your puny mortal body. Oh, and Jeffery Dahmer comes along and rapes your intestines.

:shock:

Yep yep.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:54 am
by BRMBug
marvel_freak_42 wrote:Oh, and Jeffery Dahmer comes along and rapes your intestines.

Wisconsinin...

Oh, sorry I was side-tracked by memories of Mike Tyson on Kimmel.

I kidnap Pamela Anderson in a gilded marriage sack, bring her over to you, and douse you in Hepy breast milk.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:14 am
by cody420
First i blow your legs off with a desert eagle. then cut your arms of with a dull steak knife, Then beat you to death with your own arms :evil: :twisted:

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:34 pm
by CruciFACTION
While you're busy with Bug, I impale you with a hose nozel(sp?) and fill you with E-Z Cheese!! If you're still alive after that, then I throw you in a room full of fat kids.