Kill the person above you

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groovyhippiechic
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby groovyhippiechic » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:25 pm

You are tied to a chair in a warehouse and I turn on the radio and 'Stuck In The Middle With You' is playing. I take out my straight razor and proceed to slice off your ear. That must feel good. Anyways, after I do that I kill you b/c you are screaming and bleeding all over the place and I'm ready to move on to bigger and better things like TACOS!!!!
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Edduyasha
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:12 pm

...Darn economics project...it's taking forever to finish...

While we're on the subject of economics, I'll run about on Wall Street, convincing all the stockbrokers and investors that the market crashed and there's a second Great Depression coming within a few days. Panic ensues, and you get torn apart in the history-making riot and aftermath.

:shock:

Spazzing stockbrokers are scary, dude!
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:42 pm

I take agun and go BANG HEAD SHOT!!! and then all the bits splatter on the wall.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:02 am

I impale you on a trident, why a trident? Not sure, just the first thing to come to mind.
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Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:07 am

Here's something for you to drink *slips in some poison in the drink*
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polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:34 am

Imagine the goriest death possible. I do that and cover it in blood.
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Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:55 am

Hmm...Hold on a second...
~5 minutes later~
Voila! My masterpiece! A mannequin on wheels! This'll put them models out of business...Huh? *Mannequin starts to roll out of control, falls off the stage, & squishes Polymorph*
Hmm? What was he doing at a fashion show? Oh well...
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:55 am

It's getting tougher to come up with a real effective kill plan, you notice that?

Well, here goes nothing...

I fix up an old string of Christmas lights to be put up outside your house. We get 'em all up and suck back some bevs in the end. But as I leave, I look behind me to see you and your house go up in flames.

Those lights? The strings were all frayed. And your drink? Kerosene and cola! You burst like a water balloon and your chunks get roasted on the "open fire!"
Edduyasha
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:27 pm

While we're on the subject of Christmas...

I take you to New York City's Rockefeller Center on a trip...and I show you the big Christmas tree there. You walk over to the opposite end of the tree to take a photo...but I push the tree on top of you, crushing you flat.

:mrgreen:

Merry Christmas, dude.
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:16 am

I shove my hand down your throat and rip out your heart.
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cheesypoofs857
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:10 am

I repeatedly stab you with the Lance of Longinus and barbecue your organs on a George Foreman grill.
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polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:40 am

I'll rip out your wind pipe and beat you to death with the tonsil end.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:34 am

I shoot you with a tranquilizer dart, replace your blood with acid, and throw you in a tank of blood-thirsty Sharks... Which don't touch you, because I apparently should have waited to do the acid thing after the Sharks. *sigh*
Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:41 am

I bury you from the chin down in cement and put a piece of cake on top of your head. You smell the intoxicating aroma of the frosting & your tongue begins to beat it's way upwards to taste it. It tunnels through the roof of your mouth and continues upwards until it burrows through your brain, killing you. It really is delicious cake!
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:13 am

Sometimes, a perfect plan to kill just can't be explained, and may take some time to perfect, so I'm not gonna tell you how I'll off ya. You're just going to have to wait.

So you wait. And wait. And wait...until the suspense kills you.

Mission accomplished.

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