Kill the person above you

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BRMBug
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:22 am

*Holiday Edition*

I tie you up with Christmas lights, plug you in, and boot you into a swimming pool.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:57 am

I squish you into the size of a Cue Ball, take out my Cue stick, & play a little billiards. Oh, and by the way, the 8-ball is explosive, so when you touch it, it'll explode. Have a nice day!

Destroyed!
Thunderhorse wins!
Perfect!

(This is a reference to Venom's instant kill move from the Guilty Gear series)
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:09 pm

I want to have at least one gory kill before this x-mas. WARNING READER DESCRESSION IS ADVISED.

I take my knife, insert it into your eye socket until juice comes out. I then cut your legs until the bones show through the gooy fat. I take a suriken and swipe it along the cheek. I then take a chainsaw and cut through arms. I take a rusty nail and open your gut, and accidently puncured your stomach and juices come out. Your guts spill on the floor, looking like dead worms. I take a shotgun, shoot you in the head and chunks of brain fly everywhere.


Need I say more?
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:31 pm

I'm decorating the tree this year, and your intestines make great garland. I've hung your kidneys and lungs up on some areas, and your head is perfect for the star.

What bits I couldn't use, I feed to the dogs.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:44 pm

I kill you with a 5 foot dildo with a spike on the top. Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Shaby » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:07 am

I' ll slice you with glass shards to death... :?
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:24 am

I jab a twig up your peehole and slit ur throught with a sharp hunting knife.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:25 am

I simply cut you open and drain all the blood out of you. With today's gas prices, I have reconfigured my car so that it runs on blood, regardless of type.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:58 am

I throw you into a pit of gorillas with blueberries in your pocket and they beat you to death.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:38 am

I get a sharp arrow and poke you to death with it. *Poke* *Poke* *Poke*
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:20 pm

I scewer you with a plunger and stick you to a wall.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:04 am

I take you up in a helicopter 500 feet above the ground and drop you a*s first onto a flagpole...or, for Christmas- a pointy star on the top of a big Christmas tree.

:twisted:
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:18 am

I knock you out, take you to a laboratory, shrink you and make you into one of those noisemaking toys that hit themselves on the top of the head. You make a great Christmas present to my imaginary brother phil, who constantly says "Stop hitting Yourself" while you do the function of the toy. You die of multiple blunt traumas to the head.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:30 am

'Twas a few days 'fore Christmas,
And in your own town,
You don't seem to be stirring,
'Cause I shot your a$$ down!


Hmmm...you can't type it in as '...c...u...z?

Weird.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:32 am

ass

Weird. Seems to be working for me.

So, I get a great big fat person to smother you with their ass.

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