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I invite you over for a cup of coffee. I then say I need to go get some more milk from the store around the corner, I then go out and insert a little but powerful bomb into your car. after you leave you open the car door and obviously you explode into little bits.

Oh, I have to send out my Christmas presents soon! I pack you in a box and ship you off to an island of cannibals as a present.

Uh oh, you got the rules down pat, but you didn't respond with a kill. Looks like I'll have to do a double-whammy.

I put pro army and Edd in an empty room with a slab of meat between them, so they can fight over it. One dies from the fight, and the other dies from the E coli-tainted meat!

I found out that global warming will strike at exactly midnight tomorrow so I pay big bucks to get a space ship to fly the hell outta here and take the rest of the population of the earth with me exept for you so yeah you know the rest. (this is complete fiction obviously lol I was outta ideas)

That's hilarious...kill one person by saving the rest of humanity.

I put you in a plane tied to a chair, get a pilot to fly the plane straight up until it runs out of fuel, then jump out with a parachute leaving you inside with headphones strapped to your head and an ipod playing Michael Bolton's greatest hits. Then as the plane takes a nosedive toward the earth, I have a bunch of people on the ground launching all kinds of explosives at the plane to see if they can hit you before you hit the ground.

I get out the rope and prep you up for a good ol' fashioned lynching while the other posters do their rendition of "Hang the Bastard."

I force you to drink up all the chemicals in the Chemistry class closet at school, then I tie fireworks to you and blow you to colorful bits for New Year's.

I bring you to a medical laboratory and we try a little 'experiment' to see how many diseases a person can simultaneously endure before they die.

^^ OD of heroin needles to the balls.

I push you down the stairs of the Eiffel Tower, which snaps your neck, but not before breaking all of your extremities, and a few ribs, puncturing your vital organs.

I shove a molten metal rod up your ass and burn your insides to ash. Then I stuff you with cotton, dress you up in Santa clothes and sit you in the corner of my living room.

I'm not feeling as creative nor Jedi as I usually am. So I burst into an irritating song.

Knife fight!
You're gonna fight for your liiiife!
Knife fight!
Gonna fight with a kniiife!
Knife fight!
A really really really really sharp knife!
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!!
I'm a crazy..... son of a bitch
I'm gonna cut you!
Swish swish swish!1

But then I realize the song isn't as bad as I thought it was, so I just stab you with my lightsaber.

I cover you in fish paste and drop you in a pool of hungry piranahs

I throw you on top of a pack of swiftly moving, suicidal lemmings running toward the edge of a cliff.