Kill the person above you

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Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:24 am

I don't feel so good, so I'll go to your house, inflect you with the flu and you puke for a day and a half until you want to die and then you get your tv and smash yourself with it.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:42 am

On a hot summers day I'll hold a magnifing glass to your neck and watch you Buuuuuuurn
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:03 am

I'm really tired and have my whole torso hurts for some reason so I'm not gonna use my brain too much and just slit your throwt, cut out your gutts, feed them to the dogs and use your skin for new curtins.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:17 am

I take you prisoner but feed you and take care of you until you die naturally of old age (given the fact that IRL I'm most likely a lot older than you that's not probable, but for the sake of the thread..) yeah, that's how you die.

Okay, somebody kill me again...
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:40 am

I get a sledghamer and break some bones. I get a wild, hungry racoon in the cage you are staying in and are slowly eatten and clawed to death with no way out.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby MEMO » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:46 am

I aint going to kill no-body.......
I will stick right into their asses untill they kill them-selves
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:48 am

I shoot you with a portable ionised plasma disruter cannon deluxe
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:01 pm

I shoot you with an automatic hyper-polarized double barrel electron-splitting super fancy laser gun.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:00 pm

I hit you with a multi-warhead heat seeking armour piercing thermo nuclear missile.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:50 pm

I shoot you with a squirt gun containing a potent mixture of bleach, ammonia, formaldehyde, arsenic, AIDS, and liquid rat feces.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:54 pm

My name is Marshall Mathers I'm an alcoholic... I kill you with non-sensical lyrics... at least for me...
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:42 am

KennyKicksAss wrote:My name is Marshall Mathers I'm an alcoholic... I kill you with non-sensical lyrics... at least for me...


I beat you to death with a wiffle bat. Hold still, this could take a while...
Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:37 am

I make you drink as much alcoholic drinks as you can and make you throw it all up in a bucket. I then drown you in your own puke.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:07 am

I tie you down and carve your heart out with a rusty spoon.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:27 pm

I heave a bucket of bleach directly at your face, then cover your head with a christmas stocking, fasten it securely around your throat, then take you up to the rooftop of your own house and attempt to stuff you down the chimney head first while burning you with a blowtorch and prodding you with a fireplace poker to help you fit.

Failing that, I'd climb down from the roof and light a fire in the fireplace with your mangled, burnt upper body still stuck in the chimney, then I'd pour gasoline in the fireplace and start throwing gasoline all over your house, then I'd run down the street, hijack an oil truck and drive it straight into your living room, then fly over your house with a helicopter and dump out a crate of fireworks.

But before I even began all of this, I'd hire one of those sky-writer people to write "Merry Christmas, BRMBug" in the clouds. While you were looking up, that's when I'd hit you with the bucket of bleach and start the festivities.

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