Kill the person above you

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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:31 am

I rip out your intestines and turn them into sausages.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:29 am

I slice you up, make you into chili and make someone I don't like it.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:50 am

I use cat like stealth to sneak up on you and stick a blowdart in your neck.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby suzukichic » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:47 pm

^why do i always kill you?

I wrap my hand around your neck choking you making it hard for you to breathe until you are on the brink of death, then stop. I take a knife and stab you in your lungs then wrap my hand around your neck again...I repeat the process...putting you on the verge of death then stopping until i finally kill you by ripping my knife for the end of your navel all the way up.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:28 am

I strap you lying down on your back, pry your mouth open so it stays open, then I cram a whole bunch of M-80s in your mouth and light them all. Then I run out of the room laughing, shut the door behind me, block my ears and wait for the walls to rattle.

Then I come back into the room and I say "hey, is that your head or did your neck explode?"
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:10 am

I knock you out with chloroform and stuff you into a small crate, shipping you off to a dog food factory.

My pups'll be eating good this week!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:26 pm

I kill you with kindness.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:36 am

I kill you by blinding you with colors
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:40 pm

Oh, this'll be just like old times... :twisted:

Let's see...I toast your return to these threads and let you drink from your glass first. Don't worry, your drink is fine. I then throw my drink into your face and set a candle right up close until you go up in flames.

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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:02 am

Hehehe...I shall put you into the large ass freezers where people cut up meat and stuff in. I come in there latter after you are dead and grind you up and serve to people as 100% Angus meat. =D
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:44 am

I throw you in a vat of steak sauce, then fish you out with a net and then put you in a large cage with several carnivorous wild animals who have been starved for days.

I stand outside the cage with a b.b. gun and shoot at the animals to get them riled up.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:54 am

I walk by and see you swimming in your pool. I take out my tazer, jam the switch to keep it running, and throw it right into the pool before you could get out.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:12 am

I shall get my speakers and put them on full volume, so you cannot hear me, even though I crash into stuff...I push you into the lake, but unfortunally you found out it was shallow and stand up. So I take this glass coke bottle that my dad bought at Wall*Mart because he thought it was cool looking, bash it on top of your head. It breaks and you run out to the road, just missing a car. You run and run into the woods, just to trip on a branch and getting scars all over your face and landing in a creek. Unfortunally, I can hunt down animals and stuff, for it is my property and I can aim pretty well and hit you in the gut and then you slowly die, and get eaten by vultures.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:23 am

So, you tend to crash into stuff, huh? That's a shame, since I would bind your arms and blindfold you. I would then spin you around 20 times and point you in a certain direction. As you start walking, of course you would feel discombobulated, and you hit the walls repeatedly. You realize that you're in a narrow hallway, but what's with the points in the walls?

Those are poison spikes, and the more you bump into, the less time you have until you succumb to my poisony deathish poison deathtrap!

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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:27 pm

I suffocate you in Hilary Clinton's ass-fat.
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