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Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:25 pm
by Pip Tweek
Just for that, I'm going to shoot you in the head - with a rocket launcher!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:58 am
by AngusMcTavish
Gatling gun in the navel!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:01 am
by marvel_freak_42
Heroin in the balls, Snakes N' Barrels style!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:11 am
by AngusMcTavish
"Snakes N' Barrels??" All I see is a dragon I just can't seem to catch...

Anyway, I just whipped up a frappucino for you. Like it? The sprinkles are the best part...or they would be, if they weren't rat poopies!

You catch the plague and drop!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:36 pm
by polymorph
BOOMERANG!!! you're dead :twisted:

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:15 am
by AngusMcTavish
Joke's on you, miladdo!

Yes, that boomerang did it to me, but when it comes back and you catch it, you get some of my blood on your hands, and you catch my hepatitis!

You'll be plopping off in 5...4...3...2...1...

(bleah)

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:32 pm
by Pip Tweek
I throw a dart at you which is actually a tiny bomb. When it makes contact with your skin, you explode.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:28 am
by aceofspades117
Hey Tweek,as Ackhmed (one of Jeff Donham's puppets) said: "Shut up! I Kill You!"

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:31 am
by AngusMcTavish
Good to meet you, aos. In fact, what say we meet at your favorite hang-out spot?

You comply, but before you can hear "It's a TRAP!" you're blasted with bazooka fire!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:35 am
by aceofspades117
illusions Angus,well,ill be gay and be behind you and blow your head off with a AK-47

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:35 am
by Thunderhorse
I force you to eat 150 Peeps, then I throw you in a microwave. I set it on for 10 minutes at full power. I laugh gleefully as your innards explode all over the glass.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:43 am
by marvel_freak_42
^^ Geez... freshman Fridays are tough.

I force YOU to eat all those contaminated tacos from Taco Bell before strapping you to a chair with a bear trap on your head, but before that, I make you listen to Celine Dion's Greatest Hits!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:58 pm
by Pip Tweek
I throw a noose around your neck and tie the other end to a motorcycle. I hop on the motorcycle and we go for a ride into the grand canyon. In mid-free fall, I deploy a parachute and sail safely to the ground as I watch you plummet to your doom like Wile E. Coyote.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:47 pm
by aceofspades117
You eat a birt flu chicken pip tweak,not knowing it,as I switch a regular chicken with a bird flu one before you ate it!!Muahahaha!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:50 pm
by polymorph
I shove a grenade up you ASS!