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I dip you in butter and then Rosie O'Donnell eats you.

^ Oh, that's nasty.

I hear you're auditioning for "American Idol," so I sneak in at night and plant a tiny explosive down your throat. When you go to do your thing, I wait until you start singing and push a button. Your throat explodes, and your head is sent flying into Paula Abdul's lap!

Simon would be too stunned to say anything harsh.

time to go con air

Alright Angus,your driving through a canyon with some friends,all in seperate cars,when you go through a Plane Graveyard,I blow up the car in fron of you and in the back of you with RPG's,making a air-tight deathtrap of lots,and lots,of dead people.I than come out with a 9mm,kill your best friend,then taunt you you dont have anyone anymore.You get upset,I put a pistol to your head,but I shoot your legs out,then I finish you by letting scorpions stab you again and again.Then their acid kills you.Then to make sure your dead,I shoot tyou in the head,I burn all remains of the "accedent" and get on with my life with a grin on my face.

I shoot you in the face with god bullets.

I tie you up and make you watch Becker for 5 hours.

Kensuke wrote:I tie you up and make you watch Becker for 5 hours.

Eh I've survived worse.

BANG! I shoot in the face with a double barreled godgun

Hey! Who's the one with an AK-47? Well I use it!

hm, let's see...
i think im first ripping your eyeballs out with a spoon, then im injecting you dish liquid and see the green-turned blood dropping out of your eyesocket.

M-80 down the throat! You splode reeeal gooood!

I give you a choice: Be trapped for the night in a room with Chris Crocker (and he's been taking Viagra) OR take the bottle of pills I gave you. Like any sane human being, you take the pills, but they don't kill you. They're more Viagra, and just as you realise it, I'm pushing you into the room with Chris Crocker and locking the door. You die of rectal trauma.

I force an umbrella down your throat, and press the button on the end to make it expand. It beheads you instantly. Did I forget to mention I tipped the edges with razors?

I hypnotize you and make you think you're a mongoose. Then I throw you in a cage with a bunch of cobras and watch you go to town until you get bitten enough to die of venom poisoning.

I give you an orange parka and set you off down some street in Kingston, then when you take about 5 steps I shoot you down with this here gun my avatar is holding.

I come up to you while you're fixing a car and release the jack. The whole thing comes crashing down on you and you get crushed flat like a soda can!

I've said this before in another thread, but I love it so much I'm gonna say it again.

WOLVERINE BERSERKER ATTACK WITH ADAMANTIUM CLAWS!!!!!