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Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:35 am
by BRMBug
I take you out to the middle of the desert and leave you there with just enough water to last three days. On the third day, I come and find you with a rifle with attached bayonet in one hand, and a Chipotle burrito in the other. I put the Chipotle on the bayonet, and hold it out to you. You slowly creep up, like some sort of abused malnourished dog, and as you start gumming the burrito, I jam the bayonet through the back of your skull.

Which by the way, is the way a certain radio host I listen to thinks we can end the war in Iraq.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:28 am
by Thunderhorse
I shrink myself to a minuscule size & crawl through your ear to your brain. I start to control your every move & start to move you to a tall cliff when I realize I've overstayed my welcome. I start to revert to my original size whilst still in your skull. I burst through after a few seconds.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:00 am
by marvel_freak_42
Say hello to my diamond encrusted codpiece... TO YOUR SKULL!!!!!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:29 am
by BRMBug
Um, that's not a codpiece, it's a dill... Ha-ha, TH got a dill to the head! (Your head explodes from my shrill laughter.)

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:41 pm
by wendy28
why not make somebody die nicely for once?

BRMBug, im gonna drown you in melted chocolate, mixed with a little cream and sugar. have a delicious death!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:45 pm
by Kensuke
I push you into a suicide bomber at an airport. A LA!!!! BOOOOM!!!!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:25 pm
by polymorph
I kill you with death, Oh yes I bury you in dead bodies.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:29 pm
by Kensuke
I hit you over the head with a whiffle bat for about 2 hours, eventually it scrambles your brain.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:33 pm
by wendy28
ok, so much about the nice deaths...

i will first brake your leg and knock you out, then injects you water with finely ground iron in it. then i take you to the hospital to have a CT. then all the tiny pieces of metal will be gravitated towards the machine, and fly out of your body, through your bowels and muscels, and you will bleed to death miserabely.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:38 pm
by Kensuke
Okay, if you want to play it that way.

I snap you neck leaving you un-conscious, then chop your arms and legs off, and As I drink the blood I smash your face in with a sludge hammer, then I pull out a chain saw and cut your head in half and use your brain as a pillow and throw your body in a toys for tots box. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:45 am
by wendy28
well... *sighs resignedly"

first i tie you to a plank with lots of rusty nails sticking out of it. then i rip the fingernails of all your fingers using pliers. after that, i spill acid over your body, cut your stomach open and watch your internal organs being eaten by terriers, while i cut out your tongue with a blunt razorblade.

there you go. :wink:

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:14 am
by Kensuke
Okay,

I gouge one of your eyes out with a long rusty knife and dump some green nasty water in the socket and stick a t.v. cable in there, and as you get electrocuted, I stomp on your stomach with boots that has large spikes sticking out of the bottom and pull the cable out and strangle you with the organs that come out of your mouth. Okay, I'm starting to feel really bad, so I'll just go over and punch out some crippled kid.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:43 am
by wendy28
im starting to feel bad, too. if this was the "kill or kiss"-thread, id kiss you now, but unfortunately it isnt. so:
i'll kill you by giving you too much LSD in your coffee, so you die halluzinating of you lying in a grassland with lots of colorful flowers in it. :D
i imagine that as a very pleasant death.

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:53 am
by AngusMcTavish
Ever hear the old saying, "Death by chocolate?" Well, I don't have that, but I do have...

Death by Sucralose!!

I dump a whole 2-pound bag of the crap down your gullet and watch you burst.

Tell me that stuff's better than sugar now, FDA!

Re: Kill the person above you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:04 am
by Mr. Hat_DX27
I shall catapult you into an active volcano!