Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:30 am
I push you down the stairs. Of the arc de triumph. Then take you to the roof of it in the lid, and kick you down the stairs again. Five times.
ah damn, you survived
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Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:48 am
I kill you by boring you to death with my eternal kyle rant
ah damn, you survived
ah damn, you survived
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:09 am
puts you on maradonna's diet,nature takes care of the rest 
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:10 am
^ LOL! good one!
kills you just with power of will
kills you just with power of will
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:25 am
jewish pride wrote:I forcefully pull that earring so that it makes your ear bleed. While you are crying in agony I take the opportunity to take your gun and shoot you in the head.
Why does everybody think that my Blutooth earpiece is a f**king earring?!?! I'm not a girl. I'm a boy.
I was the person that you shot. After you shoot me, I'll get up like nothing happened. You won't believe what's happening, so I take my gun from your hands. Then I shoot you in the leg, so you fall down. I then drop an anvil on your other leg so you can't move. I then leave you for dead in Sunset Park, a park that's close to me. If you're lucky, you might survive.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:32 am
I grab Jewish Pride, chuck him at you, then smash a TV on your head, then infect you with cancer. 
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:40 am
I drink all of your blood out with ma' vampire teeth then spit it back into you AFTER I spit it out in a toilet used by Rob Reiner. You die of AIDs and...grossness shortly afterwards.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:42 am
no metal for you...you die of boredom
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:42 am
But I live and get the average Miami man (it is the fattest city in America) to sit and poop on you.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:42 am
People who think there's a difference between killing someone in the quest for personal gain and being paid to stand and watch someone getting killed while doing nothing piss me off :p
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:43 am
You should go to the things that piss you off thread for that.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:46 am
SS: laughs and you die of embarassment
EDIT: didn't show wii guy here
*removes wii*
EDIT: didn't show wii guy here
*removes wii*
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:48 am
Aw, Kmac, I thought we were friends. 
Well then I retaliate by throwing you off the top of the eiffel tower.
Well then I retaliate by throwing you off the top of the eiffel tower. Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:49 am
I fart a chili fart in your general direction!
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:49 am
i lock you in a room & play 'never gonna give you up' through the loudspeaker......repeatedly......rick will take care of ya