Kill the person above you

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Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:01 pm

I shink you down to the size of microbacteria, pace you in a jar, and proceed to play a real life game of Dr. Mario.
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SP-Addict
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby SP-Addict » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:46 am

Practice CPR to excess to crush your chest.
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby That God Damn Moose » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:17 am

I brutally cut you up into little peices and make gingerbread voodoo cookies, and I feed them to CK, who loves cookies. ;)
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
BRMBug
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:06 am

I just plain screw you to death.
Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:27 pm

I shrink you down to the size of an iPhone and play a thrilling game of "Will it Blend?".
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:59 pm

A slow, torturous* butchering with a pizza cutter!

* -- Is that even a word?
Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:06 pm

If not, it oughta be. And for pulling out the pizza cutter, Angus earns himself a thorough whisking!
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That God Damn Moose
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby That God Damn Moose » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:12 pm

You get fro'd ;D
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:15 pm

Before I can bring my next plan to fruition, an actual moose charges and gores you.
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby That God Damn Moose » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:19 pm

The same moose then turns around and leathally hits you with a rubber chicken, while I ressurect using cut out powers from a nearby flyer advertising an MMORPG

lmfao the randomness
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:31 pm

Just then, I emerge from your stomach, Alien style, and proceed to start throwing pianos at your corpse, with Fro still intact.
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That God Damn Moose
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby That God Damn Moose » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:28 am

BUT... you forgot that I'm possesed by a llama demon and I became like the x-men :o so bite off your tongue Kill Bill style, and you bleed to death :D
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Peg
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Peg » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:18 pm

I throw a Billa Kaulitz at you, and since his (her?) hair is electric, you'll be electrocuted.
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
*slow clap*
Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:00 pm

This hand of mine glows with an awesome Power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you. Take this: My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!

(A bonus 35 shiny nickels to whomever can guess where this is from.)
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:35 am

While you go for your lunch date at Chipotle, I sneak into your place and make off with all your Chipotlaway, so when you get those Chipotle blood stains in your shorts, there's nothing you can do about it, and therefore, you die of embarrassment!

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