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treefiddy_350
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:49 pm

I cut bugzbunnie6's fingers off while she is typing on the computer. Then I break her keyboard and say "You can't post anymore, you're life is over" Then cut all her hair off her head and tape it to her ear. Then leave and just leave her like that all alone.
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bugzbunnie6
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:55 pm

Just so you all know, that was my 89th death (I sorta keep track), I'm going to stop posting here after my hundreth. So, whoever happens to be my 100th killer gets the satisfaction of actually killing me. :lol:

Anyways, I go to a hospital, have my fingers reattached, buy a new keyboard, grow my hair back, find treefiddy_350, take an axe, and give treefiddy_350 forty whacks. :P
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punkrocka27
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Postby punkrocka27 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:15 pm

RAppel wrote:So no matter what i do its either not you or you take a new identity



yes exaclty,she can't come up with an actual good idea so she just recycles the same idea over and over again :D
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bugzbunnie6
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:26 pm

punkrocka27 wrote:
RAppel wrote:So no matter what i do its either not you or you take a new identity



yes exaclty,she can't come up with an actual good idea so she just recycles the same idea over and over again :D

:craig: Remember, I'm going for 100 deaths. It's not easy to come up with that many creative ways to kill somebody and stay alive doing it.
Anyways, heres a new one: I tie you to a tree, and cut it down with your side hitting the ground, and therefore, you are crushed. :twisted:
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KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:08 pm

I turn into the yeti, grab you and say: What a cute lttle bunny. I will wuv him and cuddle him and call him george. You then get squeezed to death.
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bugzbunnie6
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:12 pm

Oh, you saw that episode? Then you know that Daffy really was in a bunny suit that time. From the icelands where the yeti lives, I take a sharp icicle(?) and stab you in the haed with it.

Only 10 more deaths 'till I have been killed 100 times!
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KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:30 pm

I shrink down to my normal "human" form, turn in Ozzy Osbourne, and bite your head off.
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bugzbunnie6
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:35 pm

My head is regrowable, :lol: and it grows back with razor sharp teeth, so I bite all your major arteries and you bleed to death.
(That was one of my worst ideas...) :roll:
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captain_mystery
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Postby captain_mystery » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:24 am

poor bugs. she is never safe.

I jump on top of her and yell the lyrics to random 80's songs in her ears and she dies
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bugzbunnie6
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:58 pm

My fuzzy ears block out the sound, so I take a chainsaw and saw you right down the middle like in 'Pinkeye'.
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all_good_names_are_taken
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Postby all_good_names_are_taken » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:31 am

First I'd badgerslap her unconscious, then I'd stuff her in the boot of a car completely tied down and chained.
I'd then poison her and freeze her down in carbonite and sell her to a hutt.
After that I'd steal the carbonite chunk and thaw up the body, cut it up and grind it down into hamburgers which I'd serve to a bunch of hungry football players.
I'd then beat up all the football players and feed a pack of wild boar with their carcases.
Then I'd kill all the boar and make sausages out of them which I'd sell at a football game.
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cartmans_pot_pie
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Postby cartmans_pot_pie » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:38 am

i would fart in your face.

enought said.
I am so pissed off right now!!.....

...until i realized that the girl scout was about 9 stories tall and was that goddamn lockness monster!!!!
bugzbunnie6
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:40 pm

Too bad that wasn't even me (once again), It was my Bugs dummy. So, I go up to cartmans_pot_pie and whack him in the back of the head numerous times with a hammer.
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KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:18 am

why don't u stop hiring people? u can come back. you're bugzbunny after all. he's a looneytoon like the cayote and can come back to life very easily. Okay dude, this is how i kill u: sneak up from behind u, turn into the tickle monster and... TICKLE U TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bugzbunnie6
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:21 am

KyleBenoit wrote:why don't u stop hiring people? u can come back. you're bugzbunny after all. he's a looneytoon like the cayote and can come back to life very easily. Okay dude, this is how i kill u: sneak up from behind u, turn into the tickle monster and... TICKLE U TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not the tickle monster!!! :shock:
Too bad I'm not ticklish (really!). So, I whirl around and stab KyleBenoit in the head with a screwdriver.
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