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Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:35 am**

I turn into Ozzy Osbourne, pick you up, and bite your head off! LOL :lol:

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:37 am**

Screw it, I'll go for 150!!
Anyways, I pull my head out of your mouth, sew it back on, and bite off yours bit my big bunny teeth! :lol:

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:02 am**

(raspy voice): Sorry, I'm late, but some poo-poo head decapitated me a few pages ago, and it's a pain just trying to keep up with you. Hey, why's the wabbit without a head?

Afterwhich, I bite into his chest like hossenpfeffer and rip his heart right out, and as I swallow, it shoots out my sliced windpipe and pops out like a cannonball, up into space to God knows where!

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:58 am**

Oh, that darn duck! Dressed as a rabbit again... Anyways, I come up behind you as you chew on Daffy's insides, and slice off your head again. :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:45 am**

I come running out of the nearby bushes and saw you in half with the chainsaw I'm holding.

KyleBenoit: Oh my God, I killed bugzbunnie6! You bastard!!

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:49 am**

I come up from the grave sewed together again, and hunt you down. When I find you, I wait 'till you fall asleep and then fumigate your house with you inside. :twisted:

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:45 am**

The head may be gone, but my body still roams! And it's growing stronger...

I take the nozzle of your fumigation tank and shove it down your gullet. Full pressure! You pop like giant skin balloon!

How'd you like the taste of that?

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:49 am**

Yeah, but I don't pop, I go floating into the air. Then, from the sky, I drop a penny on you. The penny gains velocity as it falls, and it cracks your skull and goes right through your head like a bullet when it hits you.

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:43 pm**

A giant banana with razor sharp teeth and red eyes come running from the nearby forest waving it's arms in the air. It says,"Floogity floogity floo! Come here, I'm gonna get you!" It chases you to the streets and you unsuspectedly get hit by a truck which is driven by: The RoadRunner himself! I take off the banana costume and head back into the bushes.

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:27 pm**

Whoever kills me next is my 100th killer, so, way to go!

Anyways, I was stuck to the front of the truck. After it stoppped, I peeled myself off and came to get you back. I knock on your door, dressed like a salesman, and you invite me inside to see what I am selling. It turns out that I am selling knives. As you turn to sit down, I pull one out and stab you in the back of the head with it. :twisted:

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:11 pm**

I pull the knife out and stab YOU in the head with it! I'm the 100th killer w00t!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:08 pm**

I take off my lead helmet, then I poke you in the eye. You fall down, and I hit you in the head with a big rock that I find on the ground.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:10 pm**

Yay! We're online @ the same time again!! I take out a chainsaw and chase you around with it.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:43 pm**

Yeah, you chase me, but don't kill me. I turn around with my own chainsaw, just hold it out in front of me, and watch you run right into it.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:25 pm**

I fuse back together, take out a ray gun, and zap you.

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