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captain_mystery
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Postby captain_mystery » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:24 am

Goes bezerk and rips MrHat in two.
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AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:26 am

I knock Capt. Mystery out with an 18-lb. sledge, tie her to the bumper of my Lamborghini Countach and take her for a 215-mph drag!

Is that an oil slick or her intestines?
Agaath95
Posts: 1235
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:46 pm

Postby Agaath95 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:55 am

Feeds AngusMcTavish his own spine.
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IneedBoutTREEFIDDY
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:47 pm

*stabs Agaath95 in head with pitchfork*

I'm ready for you BSR, nobody else post here so BSR can give me what he's got.
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Brave_Sir_Ribbit
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Joined: Sat May 15, 2004 6:02 pm

Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:52 pm

Shoots you in the back of the head. I'll tell you when I'm ready. I got a few essays to do so I'm too f*cking buzy to kill you in a creative and fascinating way.
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wendy_fan
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Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:04 pm

Postby wendy_fan » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:57 pm

tie u to a chair, and feed u tainted waffles. #. then strap u to a table with a hole in the bottom, right below ur arse. i get under the table, and light a match. then hold the match directly under ur arse, and wait until u r fully cooked. feed pack of wild dogs. :lol:
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captain_mystery
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Postby captain_mystery » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:12 pm

I laminate you in gold and sell you to a romanian drug dealer
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"I make little distinction between those who commit evil and those who stand by and do nothing."

-"White Wolf," David Gemmell
pokie2u
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Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:18 am

Postby pokie2u » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:46 am

:twisted: *sharpens a long dildo and stabs captain_mystery in the ass with it bringing her rectum through her belly button! ..... i like fluffy bunnies :D
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Agaath95
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Postby Agaath95 » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:54 am

*Crushes pokie2u with a steamroller*
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pokie2u
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Postby pokie2u » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:58 am

:twisted: infects a cow with aids and then force feeds its blood to Agaath 95. Agaath 95 then dies of aids! :twisted:....... :wink:
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Agaath95
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Postby Agaath95 » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:12 am

Before I die, I saw your legs off and then I put salt on the wounds. After that I leave you to rot in a mouldy cellar where you die of blood loss.
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pokie2u
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Postby pokie2u » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:24 am

:twisted: *when i die a come back as a dark spirit and posess your body and make you jump into a 50 gallon tub of HCl (acid) and get out of your body and float above you watching you burn* .... nothing personal, just play da game is all :D
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KennyStanWendyFan
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:54 am

*performs a Jedi Mind Trick to make pokie2u shove a lightsaber into his face* (No, I am not obsessed with Star Wars.)
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pokie2u
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Postby pokie2u » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:23 am

:twisted: crushes KennyStanWendyFan with a elephant named George! :D
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Agaath95
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Postby Agaath95 » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:59 am

*performs accupuncture on pokie2u with darts dipped in acid*
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