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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:33 am
by KennyStanWendyFan
*hits captain mystery in the back with an axe* This is indeed a disturbing universe!

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:36 am
by Mr. Hat_DX27
gives you head cancer with my mind

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:58 am
by KyleBenoit
Make you grow boobs with my "powers" and give you breast cancer. :P

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:53 am
by captain_mystery
I give you herpes in your heart...

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:37 am
by KennyStanWendyFan
I give you AIDS. Cool, so now captain mystery has AIDS.

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:31 am
by AngusMcTavish
Okay, KSWF, bear with me here.

I book a flight to Transylvania, wait out in a dark forest at night, get attacked by a werewolf, possibly raped, spend a few days in recovery, get out of the hospital, book a flight back to the States, land in Montgomery, follow you around undetected, wait for the next full moon, transform into a werewolf, rip you open and gut you like a large sea cow!

a-wooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo......!

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:09 am
by Agaath95
I shoot you with my shotgun that has silver slugs..

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:11 am
by pokie2u
:D i bop u over the head with a LARGE stick!...... u die of a brain tumor 3 weeks later :wink:

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:46 pm
by KennyStanWendyFan
*shoots arrows out of my mouth at pokie2u* ARROW'D!

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:31 am
by pokie2u
^ i think you've killed me more than anyone else has! :lol: LOL...

anyways: i slap you across the face with 10 deadly scorpion tails .... obviously u die from the poison..... :twisted:

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:54 am
by KennyStanWendyFan
I'm running out of ways to kill you. :P *hits you in the face with a skillet*

Image

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:02 am
by pokie2u
:D LOL

*i slap you over the head with a leg of lamb knocking you out and then i throw you off the statue of liberty!* :twisted:

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:30 am
by captain_mystery
I kill you with an army of soviet union kittens

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:02 am
by pokie2u
i strip you down to your under wear and tar & feather you. i then stick you in the middle of a very busy public place (ill let u choose) and tie you to a pole letting you die of embarrassment :twisted:

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:02 am
by KennyStanWendyFan
I launch a cow at you from a catapult.