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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:22 pm
by The_Paper_Boy
By "Laughing my f*cking ass off" are you trying to kill him?
-While he's laughing, I go up to him and stabs him with my kitchen knife-
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:03 pm
by frenchpplpissmeoff
no....anyway*stabs you with a...butter knife!!!*
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:07 am
by Recnahs
has Tara Reid suduce you then kill you in your sleep
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:56 am
by frenchpplpissmeoff
so wrong....
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:49 am
by The_Paper_Boy
^ Don't spam.
-Gets Terrance and Phillip to keep farting in your face until it's too much and you die-
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:16 am
by SociallyxUnacceptable
*Throws a pickaxe into your side and laughs over your slowly dying form*
Gods I'm a sicko. =D
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:17 pm
by Princesslovelypants
I feng shui you to death you sissy.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:23 pm
by Chishio
I cut off your face and wear it as a mask, like on "The Devil's Rejects". Oh, and then I simply stab you in the heart.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:28 pm
by Princesslovelypants
Leaving you at the mercy of my arch enemy... The Ginger Ninja.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:54 pm
by Chishio
Ooh, yeah! I use to be a ginger before I dyed my hair...Now I'm gonna run a pipe through your head!
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:28 pm
by Recnahs
lazily i shoot you with a fricken twelve gadge what do you think
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:05 am
by Princesslovelypants
To day is rat Xmas... My wonderfully trained rats sever your achilles and cartoid arteries with their sharp little teeth and drink your blood through little straws whilst squeaking"away in a manger" in a 5 point harmony. The smaller rats paddle and sail about on little rafts, some fingerpaint. Then they eat you and go home happy.
Obviously I just sit back filing my nails and waiting for death again.
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:07 am
by Vine17
takes a pancake and throws like a frissbe at princesslovelypantses head and chops it off
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:13 am
by Princesslovelypants
Half my rat army takes me and my head off to hospital. Now I don't have to cook xmas dinner.
I send the rest of the rats off with one of those new swanky mobile phones so I can watch them kill the next person by making their intestines into a frienship bracelet.
- Nurse Ratshit! More pillows, please!
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:07 pm
by Chishio
I throw you into a volcano!