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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:22 pm
By "Laughing my f*cking ass off" are you trying to kill him?
-While he's laughing, I go up to him and stabs him with my kitchen knife-
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:03 pm
no....anyway*stabs you with a...butter knife!!!*
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:07 am
has Tara Reid suduce you then kill you in your sleep
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:56 am
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:49 am
^ Don't spam.
-Gets Terrance and Phillip to keep farting in your face until it's too much and you die-
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:16 am
*Throws a pickaxe into your side and laughs over your slowly dying form*
Gods I'm a sicko. =D
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:17 pm
I feng shui you to death you sissy.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:23 pm
I cut off your face and wear it as a mask, like on "The Devil's Rejects". Oh, and then I simply stab you in the heart.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:28 pm
Leaving you at the mercy of my arch enemy... The Ginger Ninja.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:54 pm
Ooh, yeah! I use to be a ginger before I dyed my hair...Now I'm gonna run a pipe through your head!
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:28 pm
lazily i shoot you with a fricken twelve gadge what do you think
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:05 am
To day is rat Xmas... My wonderfully trained rats sever your achilles and cartoid arteries with their sharp little teeth and drink your blood through little straws whilst squeaking"away in a manger" in a 5 point harmony. The smaller rats paddle and sail about on little rafts, some fingerpaint. Then they eat you and go home happy.
Obviously I just sit back filing my nails and waiting for death again.
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:07 am
takes a pancake and throws like a frissbe at princesslovelypantses head and chops it off
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:13 am
Half my rat army takes me and my head off to hospital. Now I don't have to cook xmas dinner.
I send the rest of the rats off with one of those new swanky mobile phones so I can watch them kill the next person by making their intestines into a frienship bracelet.
- Nurse Ratshit! More pillows, please!
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:07 pm
I throw you into a volcano!