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I'd kick his balls and feed him to a bunch of canniballs, his bones would be used to make some instruments and some house decorations ( the skull would be a nice candle holder )!!!

Shoots fabriciano out of a cannon, into a volcano.

Throw a rock at your head to knock you out, then have Fabio eat your ass hole. then you would bleed to death.

throws marilyn666manson into a tank filled with sharks,lions,hornets,and bengal tigers.i watch him being eaten,i then grab a gernade,move away,and then i push a button and BOOM goes marilyn666manson

I always end up killing goddamit somehow. Oh well, here goes!

*reaches down his throat and yanks his lungs out without tearing them apart from the rest of his body; I then continue to yank his lungs until he is turned inside out; from there, I proceed to crack every one of his ribs and smash every muscle in his body; covered in blood, I decide to finish him off by releasing the guard dogs on him, and they start chewing on his bones; one of them grabs ahold of his heart and chews it until it splatters all over the place; finally, I pour gasoline on his remains and set him on fire, and all is laid to burnination*

Sneaks up behind KSWF and knows em out. Drives down to compton and drops em off in the middle of a street with a peice of paper on his/her back that says "I Hate N*ggers"

and well you can guess what happens next

after re-encarnating i grabed naivok,chop him up and eat him,one piece by one,then i visit kswf in his dreams and kill him in it by chopping of his balls!

angel_of_demonic_light becomes a mind-controlling, zombie-like girl and gains control of goddamit's mind and makes him drive off a cliff, but he survived. them angel_of_demonic_light forces him to get a 9mm out of his pocket and shoot hhis brains out.

what angel_of_denomic_light doesn't know is i have the power to survive without a brain, so know you cant control me,so then i point the gun at you and shoot you until i have no more ammo,i then tear your brain out and use it as my own

but little did goddamit know, angel_of_demonic_light connot live without her brain so she died but a crow came and bit her and she became invincible unless you harm the crow. and then got a magic 8 ball and beat goddamit into a bloody pulp.

lying on the floor from angel_of_denomic_light's attacks,i jump up and grab the 8ball and smash the crow with it,then you fall down,i then stuff a gernade in your mouth,move away and press a button and BOOM goes angel_of_denomic_light.

Builds a giant blender. Blends goddamit to death.

grabs a barstool, breaks it, jams pointy broken barstool leg through jjmac12345'a head through the chin!

I'm just putting myself up her just to be killed!