Role Play Thread

[kyle_vs_cartman]

*kyle laughs*yeah!!I wonder what's up with fatass today....he usually goes home,then comes back to eat..... "

[bugzbunnie6]

*"He probably has constipation from eating so much, and he's probably at home on the toilet screaming about eating too many cheezy poofs, or something like that."

[kyle_vs_cartman]

*kyle to stan*"fatboy to eat to much is just impossible!!!you can stick titanic up his ass and still like have enough room left for about 10 tons of cheesy poof"*starts laughing*

[bugzbunnie6]

*Laughing hysterically, Stan manages to say "You could shove Titanic and NASA's biggest space shuttle up his big ass, and he wouldn't even notice!"*

[captain_mystery]

*laughs and falls over*

mmmph! mmph!

(lets get to it then!)

[Lessa]

*Meanwhile, Cartman is at home eating cheezy poofs and watching Terrence and Phillip when his kitty starts to meow at him*

"Meow"
"No kitty these are my cheezy poofs!"
"Meow"
"NO KITTY THATS A BAD KITTY!"
"HISSSSSSS!"

[I L A]

*back at raisens a rather nervous butters is sat ordering food at a table with bobby. butters keeps staring round to see if he can spot lexus. to bobby* i really don't know if I want to see lexus or not. i know if i see her i'll be all reminded of the pain she caused me, although it was good to feel that pain because she really did make me feel happy, but if i don't see her i'm gonna wonder why i didn't see her and that'll make me all sad too.

[punkrocka27]

*Meanwhile, Cartman is at home eating cheezy poofs and watching Terrence and Phillip when his kitty starts to meow at him*

"Meow"
"No kitty these are my cheezy poofs!"
"Meow"
"NO KITTY THATS A BAD KITTY!"
"HISSSSSSS!"

oh dammit i wanted to be cartman......seriousley i love cartman.....my nickname at school is cartman cause im always doing his voice....oh well ill be craig

*to the three boys in his nasal tone* hey...whatcha doin

[kyle_vs_cartman]

*kyle to craig*well not much,we were just rippin on fatass like always*laughs*I think maybe we're gonna see what's up with the fat assh*le *looks at the other boys*

[punkrocka27]

*to kyle* hes so big he makes moby dick look like a tick tac

clyde and token arent around so i guess ill come with you guys

[kyle_vs_cartman]

*kyle to all the boys*cool!!well then,lets go u guys!!

[bugzbunnie6]

*Stan tothe others "All, right, let's go! This should be good.."*

[kyle_vs_cartman]

*so they all leave,and arrive at cartmans house.kyle knocks on the door but no answer*CARTMAN!!!IT'S US!!!*shouting,but still nothin*FATASS,MOVE UR BUNS AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!

[captain_mystery]

*kenny rams the door *


mmph mmph!!

(Hey lazy fatass! we got food here!)

[bugzbunnie6]

*Stan goes "Goddammit!, Well, what else do you guys want to do?"*