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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:25 am
*Cory walks up to everyone* There is a dark secret to me. I was once injected with a strange fluid for FBI testing and i turned into a vampire because of it. I fear that it may happen again and warn you to try to do anything you can to save me if it happens.I want you to hold onto the antidote Ryan,you can use it in your tranquilizer minibow.
*Hands Ryan antidote*
*Cory* Use it if i shalt turn into a vampire again.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:26 am
GUYS! I WAS IN HEAVEN! And, get this, Saddam is building nuclear weapons! He's gonna destroy the Earth! Coll, huh? Wait a minute....HOLY sh*t, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:47 am
*karli rolls her eyes at Spike and Cory* "Let me see this-" *grabs the ice cream from Ryan* "And I'll bid you all adew!" *marches home*
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:55 am
*Christine and Kyle randomly walk up* Hey ya'll...how's it going?
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:41 am
*karli at home with the tub of ice cream, watching Passions on tc and crying* "Waaahaaa! Don't go, Renny, don't date Cory, he's not the father of your baby! Why would you cheat on him with MJKK, Renny, HE'S the father!!" *cries*
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:49 am
(Ok seriously, what the hell!)
*Kyle goes to Karli's and randomly walks in* Hey Karli...god you've resorted to crappy soaps! *sits down next to her*
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:53 am
*karli to kyle* "Well, I havn't talked to you in weeks and - *sniffle* '-everything got dull and I just realy like these shows ok?" *startws cryign again, but not before wolfing another spoon of ice cream*
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:58 am
*Spike walks to Karli's house*
*A loud BOOM is heard*
*The news reporter appears on TV*
Apparebntly, earlier today, China blew up. It seems as though the world is being blown up by nuclear bombs, coming from the sky. Some people think these are coming from heaven itself! There was an earlier suspicion that Saddam Housain was creating Weapons of Mass Destruction, but..... WE DIDN'T LISTEN! So far, Chjina, Iraq, and Brazil have been demolished. The pattern points to a small town called South Park, in Colorado in our very own America, to be the next target. Good luck. You may all start panicking now!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:05 am
*karli hears the news and cries even louder* "Kyle, the world's gone to hellllll!!"
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:07 am
*Kyle ignores the sound outside* Well we should do something. Just the 2 of us. We haven't done anything in awhile!
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:10 am
EH? How about we all save the world. We just need to kill our selves, go to heaven, and stop Saddam!
*Before anyone can oject, Spike hits them all in the head and then himself. They all die and go to heaven.
Kenny comes back when he dies, and I was jsut a zombie. We probably can too. We can always ask God to let us since we're gonna save the world anyway.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:12 am
*karli gets mad* "Aw, f*ck this dude! f*ck it, f*ck it! f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!" *takes out a gun and shoots herself*
*luckily, it had a reverse effect and sent her back to earth*
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:16 am
*Ryan* “What just happened?”
*Tweek and Cartman show up*
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:20 am
*Christine randomly shows up as well* What the hell is going on?
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:21 am
Spike gets madDER and says, FINE! I'LL SAVE THE WORLD MYSELF!
*He stops Sadam, saves the world, and gets thanks from god*
GOD: In recognition for saving the world, I will give you several things. Firstly, you will be rich when you get home. Also, the planet "Earth" will now be called "Spike". Thirdly, you will return home to find a mansion, with a jucuzzi, an olympic-sized pool, and many other things. Is there any thing else you want?
First of all, I want you to make Karli trip and fall twenty times today, and skin her knee on the fifteenth time. Hmmm, I want to have all the super powers I want, and....... I want me and all of my friends (including Karli, even though she's mean to me) to win a
free trip to Florida, and a cruise from there to the Bahamas to three islands of our choice, to Hawaii, and then to Italy and then Canada, and then back to America
Your wishes are granted
*They have the cruise, which is very fun, and Karli does all her tripping. Then they return home. Everything is normal again, besides the richness, the superpowers, the name of the planet, etc.*
That was fun!
*uses his power of invisibility to steal a woman's ice cream, and then his X-Ray powers to see inside her shirt*
I can definitely adjust to this new style of life.