1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

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Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:33 pm

Moop and Fingerbang are my favorite bands.
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Postby Recnahs » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:07 pm

767: You fart on your friends hand when it can save the world.
SouthParkMaster66
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:27 pm

768. You can tell what episode of South Park it is by watching the first five seconds. (LIKE ME!)
Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny
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Postby Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:30 pm

769: You refer to people as a "Cartman" when they are mean, a "Kenny" when they are poor, a "Kyle" when they are smart, and a "Stan" when they are normal.

770: You ask the teacher, "Excuse me, may I please go make a Mr. Hankey?"
TorsonicPolarity
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Postby TorsonicPolarity » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:35 am

771: You tell the guy you like you want his "hot man chowder"
general disaray
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Postby general disaray » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:29 pm

772. When your girlfriend tells you to buy her "product" you immediately look for Cherokee Hair Tampons

773. You throw away your cyborg Bill doll because it's totally gay
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems
OrangeParkaGRL
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Postby OrangeParkaGRL » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:43 pm

774. For Hanukah, you bought your jewish friend a big green hat with earflaps

775. During the holiday season, your carols include "A lonely Jew" and "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo"

776. Whenever you do #2 you yell "Hiiiiiiiiidey hoooooooooo"
Sheila's 3rd chin
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i got the magical 777!

Postby Sheila's 3rd chin » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:22 pm

777.
You show up to a hiphop gig accompanied by a professional steps dancer, a goth guy, a preteen stripper, and an arcade hobo, then proceed to dance foxtrot {or was it swing? I forget...}

888, errr, i mean 778.
You actually read all 19 pages of this to make sure you're not gonna repeat anyone

779.
You blame Canada

780.
You masturbate to the ass of a fat 8yo boy, because it has nipples painted on the bums.

781.
Your send your kids on a quest to return a tape for you. When they return, you award them XP.

782.
After watching RotFotRtt2T, you try to give Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Jimmy, Token, Butters, Timmy and Chef aD&D stats, then make a Monster Manual entries for "Parrent", "Six-grader" and "Raisins Employee", or stat out the one Tape as an artifact.

783.
You are a fold of fat under the face of a middle aged jewish woman who compensates for sexual frustration with extended public activism.
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zeppo616
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Postby zeppo616 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:27 pm

783. When you talk to your South Park figures and they reply.:shock:
Cartman_91
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Postby Cartman_91 » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:57 am

784: Your Theory Is Sea People+Seamen=Seaciety
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PJuarez420
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Postby PJuarez420 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:42 am

30. If you bought the Chef Aid album and liked it
awesom-o-4000
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Postby awesom-o-4000 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:37 pm

786 : if you put a stick up your friends dead grandmas ass and used it to scare the 5th graders on hallowean. :chaos:
Sheila's 3rd chin
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Postby Sheila's 3rd chin » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:57 pm

787:
When your shrink asks you to draw a family in action, you draw the Broflowskies playing "Kick the Baby".
koo101
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Postby koo101 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:45 pm

788: When the play count for the song "Forgot About Timmy" by Eminem, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre is over 300

789: When your Bookmarks list is 90% Southpark Links
SouthParkFan06
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790-792.

Postby SouthParkFan06 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:57 pm

790: When you go into the supermarket and shearch for "Chef's Salty Chocolate balls".

791: If you call transsexual's "Marjorine's".

792: When you go around the city pointing at things saying: "Simpsons did it".

Thanx, thats some of what i could think of right now.
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