1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[Bat girl]

288: When you go to a chinese resturant you say, "yes i'll have the sweet in' sour sh*tty pork"

[Vine17]

287. When something goes wrong you start thinking, "What would Stan do in this situation?"

because he's the most sane out of the four, right?

289-when you buy a kyle hat

no i think kyle is moresnae because all the weird stuff happens to stan like in trapped in the closet (it deffenitly a tie between kyle and stan)

[KennyRules_2323]

290:You actully built a ladder to heaven

291:You memerized all the lines from the new South Park episode by the next morning.

[Vine17]

292- your thinkin when you get older to name your kid after one of the boys

[gmac]

293-you act like stan kyle kenny or cartman every day.
i'm not fat, i just have a different life choice!

[Princesslovelypants]

293 You name yur cat big grey al... ok that's just me

[Vine17]

295-when you try to grow a jew fro like kyle

[ubazakura]

296. Your room is decorated almost exactly the same as one of the character's rooms.

[Vine17]

297- your all time favorite song is kyles mom is a big fat bitch

[randyhart]

298.You drink loeds of coffie and stick You hair up like Tweek
299.You Eat loeds of fiber on christmas eve
300.You form a band called Fingerbang
301.You kill wolves thinking that an antichrist will be born
302.You become a Morman not to go to hell
303.Your dream is to make 10 grand
304.When You went into fourth grade You sing Cartmans song
305.You follow all of South Parks wishes like the stuff Chef says (Guilty)

[dr. PePeR]

if you actully sat down and read all of this crap and you da at least half of it ha loser ............ AH CRAP

[Cartman_91]

307: You draw a sketch of the boys like in Free Willzyx

[MissingOctober]

308. When you think about scenes you clap like a seal.

309. You consider Eric Cartman sexay!

310. You're scared of Barbara Streisand.

311. You connsider joining Scientology and hope to get scores like a profit would just so Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly can hide in your closet.

312. You fear global warming.

313. You make a plan to kidnap a whale!

[MLZS__DA_SP_FAN]

314. Whenever someone fat passes your way you think: "goddammit, that's a fat f*ck!"

315. You find yourselfe calling you Teacher Mr. Garrison

316. You hate playing baseball!

[MissingOctober]

317. You book the next flight to the moon. From Mexico.

318. When you go to sleep you're afraid ghosts named Eric Cartman will visit you.

319. When you hear people in your class talking about South Park it really pisses you off! You're the big fan here, and they don't even know!!!