1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[terrance&philliparesw]

363. You go & smell a poor person to see if they smell like sour milk after watching "Starvin Marvin"

364. Your convinced you have a dead fetus inside of you after watching "Conjoined Fetus Lady"

365. You masterbate with a South Park plush toy everynight

366. You have tea parties with your stuffed animals

[sunny_hahn]

377. you fall asleep with south park episode is being played like a lullaby, every day!

[Unhooded Kenny]

378- You have to convince people that Kenny rarely dies anymore.

379- You put on a Phil Collins video just to boo at him.

380- You have names for all the background characters that are nameless, like Slanty, Triply and Blondy.

[The_Stallion_Mang]

377. you fall asleep with south park episode is being played like a lullaby, every day!

...Oh my God... I thought I was the only person who did that!

381 - You can sing along with Cartman's "Wild Wild West" song as the voice of Artemus Clyde Frog

[marvdeparv]

382: You always say Michael Jefferson and than correct yourself by saying Jackson.

383: You ask little fat kids to put on a hat and swear. (I used to do that in highschool)

[terrance&philliparesw]

384. You convert to Judaism, just because Kyle is Jewish

385. You pick up a stick off the ground, put a purple shirt on it & name it "Mr Twig"

386. You own a stupid stuffed toy frog named "Clyde Frog"
& a dolly named "Polly Prissy Pants"

387. You make little fabric puppets of Stan, Kyle, Kenny & Cartman and tell people that their your "friends"

[butterz_iz_kewl]

388. you record endless episodes of south park onto your fone

[frenchpplpissmeoff]

389. you have all the volumes times 2

[naderaltayyar]

390: You keep waiting for mr hankey on christmas

[terrance&philliparesw]

391. You know the SouthPark episode guide off by heart

392. You do your school assignments on one of the characters
off SouthPark. (eg. A day in the life of Eric Cartman)

393. You are convinced that all Mormon families are happy & cheerful no matter what the circumstance


and thats all i can think of right now....

[Agaath95]

394. You tried to stuff Disneyland in your ass.

395. You have caught your stepdad in a beartrap.

[brownCHEESE]

396: on halloween, you dress up like the loch ness monster, and instead of asking for candy, you ask for tree-fiddy

396: You SOOO wish you could get a "Antonio Banderas life size love doll" for x-mas

[losdoberman]

397. Your ringtone is the South Park theme song.

[terrance&philliparesw]

396: on halloween, you dress up like the loch ness monster, and instead of asking for candy, you ask for tree-fiddy

LOL I couldn't stop laughing when I read that!^

398. You start to have withdrawal symptoms if you
don't watch SP for a long peroid of time

[oMgiTsSaLicE]

399. u name ur children after south park characters


400. u swear u see blood coming out of the virgins mary ass evry time u go to church!