1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[daisy3600]

401: You wonder, if you really tried, if you could crap out of your mouth

[Cartman_91]

402: When You assign your class to keep an egg for a week and not to break it.

403: When you spend your whole day on the BBS

404: When you go to Colfax point to find a hooker called Nut Gobbler

405: When you vote for a Turd Sandwich for school mascot

[Vine17]

406: when you can name each character from there vocie

[Cartman_91]

407: You try to take over the world from a hose

408: You go TP the white house

409: You try to eliminate all Gingers

410: You pretend to be ratrded to win the special olympics

[SpamLord]

411: You replace all your C's with Sh's, and all your L's with R's.

412: You have a teacher who says m'kay a lot, and you picture them with a huge head. (That's me XD)

413: You go up to a black person and ask him for help, and when he gives it to you, say "What about the song?"

[SpamLord]

414: You murder someone, and in your defence, you say "Don't worry, he'll come back next episode."

[SpamLord]

415: You use the expressions "Son of a biscuit!" and "Oh, hamburgers."

[Cartman_91]

416: You try to cure sars with Daq-Quil Sprite and Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup

[jimmy_butters]

417.If anyone says that South Park isn't the best T.V show they immediately become your enemy.

418. You impersonate the characters voices even though you highly suck,

[SpamLord]

419. You create a Bagatelle shrine.

(Kudos to anyone who gets that.)

[Tw3ak3r]

Were in the world is Kenny i dunno do you?

[randyhart]

419.You Search For Tresure when bored.

420.You create a Sock Puppet and stay up all night convincing Yourself It's Mr hat.

421.You eat Lots of ffiber and wait till someone forgets to flush just so You can pretend Mr Hankey has come to visit.

422.You get Red and Blue T shirts and put a big T and P on them and go around farting on people with Your Friend.

423.You never give anyone £3.50 and call Them Loch ness Monsters.

425.You think dolphins live in Igloos.

426.You Say OMG You killed Friend You bastard! after finding out a mate has died.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

427. You know the word to the theme song by heart (exption for kenny even if i think i know)
428. You know what kenny says and you didn't look at the guide 4 any help


Theme song to sp

Old man w/gutar: Come on down 2 South Park now and leave ur worries behind

Stan+Kyle: Freindly faces everywher go go without temptaion!

Come on down 2 South Park now and have a good ol' time

Cartman: Come on down day or night people serving hardy liver!

come on down 2 South park now and comeand can some wine

Kenny: Hurry before they come for they come every day!

Come on down 2 South park now and meet some friends of mine


(ok probally not very accurate, espeally kenny )

[general disaray]

430. You and you're pals once did too much bler and sucked each others jagons

[maximum_tim]

431. You have called the 'Jesus and Pals Show' to schedule a guest appearance

432. If you own or have downloaded at least one full season of Southpark

433. If you are watching Southpark right now

434. If you now know all the words to 'Heat of the Moment' from cartman singing it.

435. If everything reminds you of southpark.