1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

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butters489
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Postby butters489 » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:25 am

1,002:

You start sh*tting out ice cream.
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mdub87
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Postby mdub87 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:48 pm

1,003. You pleasure yourself to Liane Cartman.

1,004. Blow off a huge research paper due the next day to watch a new SP episode.

1,005. You built your own Wild Wacky Action Bike. (and no, "You can't ride it!")
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
jbutler4c
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Postby jbutler4c » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:19 am

1006: People learn to stop asking you what you are laughing about with your friend, and they realize that every time you are laughing your quoting lines from south park
matts_diva_bitch
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Postby matts_diva_bitch » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:09 am

1007.When you start to fantasize about being married to a south park character or trey or matt :oops:

1008.When your friends and family keep asking you to shut up about Matt Stones hair eyes and sweet- i mean when your family and friends ignore you cos they are sick of you talking about south park/M and T :oops:

1009.When you'll only date a girl/girl that has a south park character quality
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phil24
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Postby phil24 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:40 pm

1010 - you hate tom cruise


1011 - you dont get comedy central but you stay up until 2:30
to download the new eps
xum700
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Postby xum700 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:54 pm

1011: when u believe in ManBearPig and Schuzzlebut

1012: When u use a quote from south park for making all situations funny
Do you have a problem with me ??
Report the complaint by calling 18**-KISS-My-S
mdub87
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Postby mdub87 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:48 pm

1,014 (xum700 screwed up). You write a paper about the political and social messages of SP.

1,015. Whenever you see Oprah now you stare at her crotch.
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
CherrySizzleNeptune
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Postby CherrySizzleNeptune » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:58 pm

1016: Paris Hilton comes into your place of employment and for the rest of the day you have the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" jingle running through your mind, and you wonder how she got out of Mr. Slave's ass.

True story.
mdub87
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Postby mdub87 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:14 am

CherrySizzleNeptune wrote:1016: Paris Hilton comes into your place of employment and for the rest of the day you have the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" jingle running through your mind, and you wonder how she got out of Mr. Slave's ass.

True story.


is that really true? You should have sang the song right in front of that whore!
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
CherrySizzleNeptune
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Postby CherrySizzleNeptune » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:30 pm

Yes, it really is a true story.
mdub87
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Postby mdub87 » Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:52 am

CherrySizzleNeptune wrote:Yes, it really is a true story.


That's awesome! What a stupid, spoiled whore she is!
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
RAppel
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Postby RAppel » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:49 pm

[quote="CherrySizzleNeptune":423e2]... and you wonder how she got out of Mr. Slave's ass.
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You should have asked her. That would have been awesome! :D
Kennyrox666
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Postby Kennyrox666 » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:55 pm

1017: When you scream your favorite quotes and sayings from South Park on the busses or other forms of transportation and watch the different reactions until you come dangerously close to getting kicked off teh way of transportation.

1018: WHen your highschool english teacher makes you write a paper on an influential speaker that we think whould come to the school for the district standards writing exam and you write about how awesome Matt and Trey are. (I got a descent grade on the paper too!)

1019: You burst out laughing randomly in all your classes whenever someone says a word/phrase that reminds you of something you saw on South Park recently and then you try to get everyone who doesn't know what the hell you are talking about when you try to explain the joke to them you try to convince/persuade them to watch South Park.

1020: WHen you are in an elevator with people you begin repeting an episode of South Park that you have memorized until they ask what the hell you are talking about and then you tell them about the wonders of South Park and give them a piece of paper that has the week's showtimes and the channel for those idiots that don't know what channel Comedy Central is on.
authori-tah34
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Postby authori-tah34 » Mon May 01, 2006 8:04 pm

1021. You substitute your favorite character's voice for your own everyday
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Oizel
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Postby Oizel » Tue May 02, 2006 12:56 am

1022. When you think that sticking a tampon up your peehole when you are pissing blood is the really insightfull way to deal with the problem. Not to see a doctor.
Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast
To find his way out of a gay man's ass
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onwards Lemmiwinks with all of your might

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