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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:07 pm
by DarkDucky
135: you start turning into a vagina if you don't eat meat

136: you turn people into zombies by using Worcestershire Sauce instead of embalming fluid

137: your mom is on the cover of crack whore magazine

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:56 pm
by general disaray
138. You refer to all people places and things as Marklar

139. When you're friends being a dick you tell him he has sand in his vagina

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:10 am
by ShaneHaughey
140: You commonly fall for personality tests in the hopes of becoming the mesiah-esque figure of a people.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:37 pm
by jelenaeva
141. you watch one SP episode when you wake upwhile eating yr breakfast, another at lunch, and another for dinner - every day

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:41 pm
by Dude Cartman Rocks
142. Im always in this South park bbs

Continuing

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:28 pm
by MisterBungle
143. You threaten people with your psychic mind missile.

144. ...and then you PULL OUT YOUR GUN!

145. You don't care whether Tom Cruise is in the closet or not, just so long as he's being ridiculed on South Park.

146. Ron Howard creeps you out.

147. You've made nominations to the BDIU committee.

148. You've been known to say "They're not people, they're HIPPIES!"

149. When getting arrested you yell out "I thought this was America!"

150. You call shennanigans when you get screwed over.

151. You believe that a fruit basket is ample apology for feeding someone their parents.

152. You believe that you're not going to heck simply because you're not black.

153. One of your demands in a hostage situation would be to have Worf drive your getaway vehicle.

154. You can't pronounce the letter T in plane-arium.

155. If Paris Hilton passed out on your bed, you'd simply poke at her crotch to make it squish.

156. You can't pass up a screwdriver set for $9.98.

157. You yell "rabble rabble" at protests.

158. You're still trying to figure out what phase 2 is.

159. Hearing Ace of Base gives you the chills. (hah, puns are funny)

160. You tell your drug dealer that he's "breaking your balls".

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:38 pm
by Vine17
161- when you say "That's What I Call A Sticky Situation" to everything

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:36 pm
by ocelot812
162. when you try to find the giant clitter
163. when you look for Mr.Hat 's telephone number in the internet
164. when you try to find a picture of matt having sex with Treys mom in the first South Park season
165. when you see a little fat boy that screams at a cat"bad kitty bad kitty!!" you dont say "oh my god look thats terminator"
166. you 100% pass the South Park game even though it doesnt exist
167.when you copy all the post in a txt file so you can share it with your friends.
168.when you live in a distant country called Moldova adn dont have Comedy Central so you have to download all of the South Park episodes from the internet:(sad inst it

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:41 pm
by coffeey
169.Everytime you talk you say thats hella ____.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:42 pm
by Vine17
ocelot812 wrote:164. when you try to find a picture of matt having sex with Treys mom in the first South Park season


wtf when did this happen could some1 fill me in????

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:48 pm
by ocelot812
wtf when did this happen could some1 fill me in????




!!in the DVD episode....102 or 103....trey says "if you look carefully in this episode you see a picture of me having sex with matts mom"

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:06 pm
by Vine17
lol on comintary?

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:16 pm
by Vine17
170- if you make a cartman vocie at least once a day

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:32 pm
by ocelot812
lol on comintary?


yap.....you dont have a DVD??
youre braking my balls man!!:D...

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:36 pm
by Vine17
ocelot812 wrote:
lol on comintary?


yap.....you dont have a DVD??
youre braking my balls man!!:D...


nope but... im getting 1-6 for x-mas :D so it all good