1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[spazmagee]

170. When you call every name, place and thing Marklar.

[MisterBungle]

Let's not repeat anything here, it's 1000 reasons, not the same one over and over.

Besides, that would've been 171. So;

172. You know that the red haired cop is named Harrison Yates and that the only thing that makes him smile is framing rich black people.

173. You were upset that they killed off Veronica Crabtree.

174. You're curious to know if people's jowls release when they die.

175. You know of or have done all the sexual positions on the chalkboard (including the Donkey Punch).

176. The very idea of Trent Boyett scares you.

177. You know not to stare directly at the sun. (Thanks worm-dude)

178. You know that all Japanese men's penis', very small, so small.

179. Nothing is more important to you than $16.12.

180. Barbara Streisand makes you dry heave for hours.

181. You've actually tried to re-create the brown noise in a public place.

182. You want to pound Mrs. Garrison's vag.

183. You bought a PSP to become closer to god.

184. You don't find the South Park flag offensive.

185. You've tried introrectrogestion.

[Vine17]

186 - when u can name every episode by the description

[DarkDucky]

187 - you've memorized the entire scripts for all episodes (including the ones that aren't out yet) and the movie, and can recite them without pausing anywhere, and can imitate all the voices and sounds perfectly.

[ilovestanlymarsh]

188.)You know EVERY episode by every word and your friends think your crazy but your secretly getting them addicted as well.

And your watching the movie as you post

[Vine17]

189 - when you've downloaded the south park version of the aristocrats

[ilovestanlymarsh]

189 - when you've downloaded the south park version of the aristocrats

(Where did you get that?!)

[Vine17]

189 - when you've downloaded the south park version of the aristocrats

(Where did you get that?!)

i got it off lime wire type in south park aristocrats or w/e and im pretty sure eric..cartman's website has it to

[MmmkayKids]

190- You write about South Park for your college english courses

191- When talking with friends you can consistently reference south park episodes with everything they say

192- You begin to watch South Park and play WoW at the same time(Yeh I know its kinda been said...need to emphasise it Lol)

193- You constantly say "About three fitty" whenever someone asks for a price

194- You have memorised Bigger Longer and Uncut

195- You try to force your parents to watch South Park

196- You invite a group of friends over every single time a new season comes out just to watch every episode and listen to every commentary, back to front, in one sitting

197- You dream that one day you could make a living off South Park ( I SO SO SO SO SO wish)

[MmmkayKids]

41. If you sing one of Chef's songs to get women in the mood

LOL....Just saw this...Guilty

[ilovestanlymarsh]

198. You have your mom as addicted as you are...well almost

(Chef songs turn me on )

[Grundy INC]

199. You belive that you are so alike to kenny you can commit suicide and come back to life :S

200. You feel proud to have made the 200th post on 1000 signs you watch to much south park.

201. You keep yourself awake at night by quoting terrance and phillip with little sock puppets (dont ask)

202. You want to name your child stan , kyle or kenny if a boy or Wendy or BeBe if a girl

[DarkDucky]

203 - At age 8 you went out and got an official name change to Kenny McCormick, Kyle Brovlofski, Stan Marsh or Eric Cartman.

[Kenny_the_Plumber]

204- you've masturbated in a shrimp tank trying to make sea people

[Laurie0212]

205: you have sex while lord of the rings plays in the background

206: you turned atheist after watching "Red Hot Catholic Love"

207: you have an outfit just like mr. slave's

208: your cellphone ringtone is the south park theme song

209: you made a replica of towelie using an actual towel

210: you own everything in the south park store

211: you sing south park songs during karaoke

212: you and your little brother (or cousin or whoever) play kick the baby

213: you dress your hamsters in little helmets and capes and call them your "minions"

214: you always pronounce the word authority as "authoritah"

215: if you inherited a lot of money, the 1st thing youd do is buy a theme park and not let anyone in