1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[ilovestanlymarsh]

216. You name your gerbil/hampster lemmiwinks. And you picked him because he looked like lemmiwinks.

217. When looking for quilitys in a man/woman you look for ones like stan and kyles/wendy and bebes.

218. You make your boyfriend wear your red poofball hat, because it turns you on. (And no, your boyfriend is NOT eight lol)

219. You own all the boys hats, and wendys purple french hat (sorry cant spell the name).

220. You dress after your fav character.

221. your nicknamed after one of the characters in the show.

222. If any one else in your school owns south park shoe laces, everyone knows their gonna get there ass chewed out, because YOU are the biggest fan in your school.

223. You have triva wars with your south park buddies for fun.

224. You and a friend can re-quote a whole episode together.

225. Your mom gets pissed because you speak along with every word in the show, and thats her pet peve.

[MisterBungle]

226. You've converted to lesbianism by munching on carpet.

227. You've ever called your friends to tell them you have an aborted treasure chest in your backyard.

228. You'd rather set fire to Wal-Mart than stop shopping there.

229. You've tried a fried chicken sundae.

230. You keep your underpants tightly guarded.

231. You could swear that your goldfish is trying to kill you.

232. You believe that Mongolians are very mis-understood.

233. You would use the intercom in a supermarket to inform shoppers of a cripple fight.

234. You would "put a dollah in the box-a".

235. You've kept on trying to find some Puerto Rican guy of average Puerto Rican height.

236. You believe in the ladder to heaven.

237. You MADE "Backdoor Sluts 9" upon finding out it didn't exist. Finding 5 midgets was the hard part.

238. You sing "Montage" every time you see one and laughed out loud hearing it in Team America.

239. You know how to hold a proper fag drag.

240. You've given someone a Hitler.

241. You know that if you french fry when you should have pizza'd that you're gonna have a bad time.

242. You dug up an indian burial ground then buried the bodies upside down and peed on them in the hope of meeting your evil twin to see what you'd look like with a beard.

Wow, what a great audience!

[Cartman_91]

243. Your scared of your scout leader because you think he'l take naked pictures of you

244. You suddenly hate Scientology

245. You puke everytime you see a Ginger Kid

[Dude Cartman Rocks]

246. you watch south Park everyday

[SpecialCotheMaladroitone]

247. When the teacher does role call you say "Hidee ho!" instead of "here".

248. If you and your friends dressed up as Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan for Halloween.

[OMGTheyKilledKenny80122]

249- You went to Cassa Bonita just because of that episode

250- You've actually made a hippie run away saying "This music is so angry!" by playing Raining Blood really loud!

251- None of your friends dare to quote south park anymore arround you because they know you'll get murderously pissed off if they screw it up!

252- Every time someone says something stupid you say, "Kevin... goddammit!"

253- You call STD's studsis (like butters says it)

254- You've ever actually felt like you've learned something at the end of an episode

255- You've ever drawn little eyes and a mouth on your hand and made it sing about tacos and burritos

256- If you have a friend named Kenny, and you know that even though you'd feel really bad, that if he died, you'd totally be thinking "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"

257- You've played marko-polo with ,"OH my God! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"

258- When you're refering to somehting in the past-tense you say it happened in "the before time, in the long long ago"

259- You've actually told someone about someone/something dieing by saying "anyone who has a _____ (grandmother/goldfish/etc.) step forward" then when they step up you say "Not so fast"

260- You refer to personal trainers as AIDES

261- You actually waited till you were 17 to have sex because chef said so

262- You call chicken pox "chicken hurpies"

263- It's become a habbit for you to say "aboot" instead of "about"

264- Ever time you whitnes a touching moment you break into song, singing "Heat of the moment" by Asia, complete with the feet stomping and hand claping!

265- If you can sing "Come sail away" really fast like Cartman does.

266- You've actually been to the real south park and thought it was the coolest place in the world!

[Cartman_91]

267: Your scared to open your close because you think Tom Cruise will come out of it

268: You try to exterminate all the hippies in the world

269: You always say that you give out Free hat's for your presentation

270: You go out looking for Jakovasauous's

[MLZS__DA_SP_FAN]

this is gay.. you can't watch too much south park!!

[mikylin]

270: You live in a galaxy far away (8)), which of what pisses you of most is that on cable youll get Sputh Park in some other language.

271: When even thou your girlfriend isnt a great South Park fan, she is always pendant when a new eposide is going to air, so she doesnt count you in for whatever activities that day.

272: When you give anyone around who isnt familiar an canadian accent.

[Cartman_91]

273. You try to order a computerized automatron called Awesome-o

274: You try to buy a Shuriken star from a weapon shop

275: You know that John Edwards is the biggest douche in the universe

[dmacmattack]

279:you already have every season (excluding 9) already on dvd even though they havent came out yet.

[general disaray]

280. You've actually filled a Trojan Horse with Sweet and Sour pork

[MissingOctober]

281. You give customers special treatment when they come to your job with South Park shirts or check out South Park DVDs.

282. You think about South Park first thing when you get up in the morning and before you've even brushed your teeth or had your breakfast, you start reciting quotes.

283. Your brother has to constantly tell you to shutup when you bring up South Park and he tells you things like, "This is getting old;" "You're making me start to hate South Park now;" "I'm getting sick of it;" "Aw, more South Park?" and, finally, "You're repeating it like a little kid. You don't even know what you're saying"

284. You went a week thinking about your absolute favorite episode and repeating the same lines from it about 20 hours out of the day! (Well, it felt like it. I couldn't stop!)

285. You start telling your mom about "Trapped in the Closet" from the time when she's picking out groceries to the time when she's looking at clothes at Wal-Mart and she's not even listening. (Well, she was kind of listening. She was looking at a shirt and like, "Oh, really...")

[Vine17]

286- you can pronounce willzyx

[JesusComplex]

287. When something goes wrong you start thinking, "What would Stan do in this situation?"

because he's the most sane out of the four, right?