Q&A: What Episode Is This From?

[Mamont]

Cartmanland?

"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

[joedanger]

Episode numero uno. That's Mr. Garrison (talking as Mr. Hat), yelling at Kyle because Kyle wanted to leave school to rescue Ike from the aliens.

[joedanger]

Dur. Forgot part 2.

"Hey, Stan, look what your old man made."

[AngusMcTavish]

More Crap

And to Mamont: I was going for Ned's line in Volcano.

"Christ, are you people diabetic or something?"

[Mamont]

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

@ joedanger, I actually meant Summer Sucks, but both episodes have the same line.

"Doctor, doctor, I think I cracked my ass!"

[AngusMcTavish]

Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow (?)

"Look even MORE closlier..."

[Mamont]

Fantastic Easter Special

- I don't know what to believe anymore, mkay.

[itzmebutterz]

mr. mackey in 'scause for applause'...


"see boys, there's a reason god made our penises like little hoses."

[Stanluv25]

Bloody Mary





"You have to do something Dad! She's out of control!"

[Mamont]

Over Logging?

"Am I the only sane person left on Earth?"

[AngusMcTavish]

Brown Noise; Garrison's father

"We'll cut off your c**k and feed it to a croc!"

[Mamont]

Fatbeard

- Guess what Larry Bardsky just told me!
- What?
- Guess!

[Muffin Crabtree]

Cartman Finds Love

"Stop laughing, you whores!"

[AngusMcTavish]

Flashbacks, Mrs. Crabtree on Jay Leno's show

The John Denver Experience

[Muffin Crabtree]

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

"I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams."
"Right. See, the reason you are--"
"And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?"