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phatcartman655
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Postby phatcartman655 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:43 am

The bullet hits my bodyguard, elastic man, and bounces off him to the next poster.
this_bitch_bites
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Postby this_bitch_bites » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:08 am

I'm wearing a bullet proof helmit and vest so it just falls on floor, I pick it up and put it in my pocket before crapping in my hands and throwing it at the next poster
Edduyasha
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Postby Edduyasha » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:23 am

*grabs the school vice-principal and uses him as a human shield*

Eww.

*throws the fat, dirty bastard of a vice-principal at the next poster*
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:01 pm

Uh, I don't think so. I'm the only fat, dirty, smelly bastard around this household. *feeds the v-p to a Myna bird*


I now throw a "free" tape measure/lazer level that came with a magazine subscription at the next person.
SuperMaids
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Postby SuperMaids » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:38 pm

Grabs the lazer (after being suitably blinded by the words 'free'[ inscribed upon it), tears the end of the tape measure (the little sharp metal bit) off the end and tosses it right in the next poster's eye!
HAVE IT!!!
cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:03 am

That really hurt, y'know! And you didn't even hit my eye - you hit my forehead!

I throw a coconut at the next poster
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SuperMaids
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Postby SuperMaids » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:50 am

Smashed upon impact with my diamond-hard nose, the coconut leaks milk all over my eyes and mouth.
Radioactive milk that mutates me into a BASEketball, which my remote-controlled monkey butler Vincent promptly tosses right at the next poster's balls.
He will not miss this shot!!
AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:13 am

(thud!) Aaaaggghhhhhh..........................................

...lucky shot....

You tagged me while I was practicing my juggling...with chainsaws. The moment the BASEketball hits my nads, I lose my grip on one of the chainsaws and it goes flying towards the next poster!
Edduyasha
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Postby Edduyasha » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:10 am

*chainsaw cuts off a leg*

Dammit, I'm not a zombie!

*thows a man-eating watermelon at the next poster*
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:30 pm

Ooh! A watermelon! I love watermel...AHH MY FACE!!!


I throw a skull I found inside the Man Eating Watermelon's mouth at the next poster.
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phatcartman655
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Postby phatcartman655 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:24 pm

A skull hits my head. A skull drops to the next poster. So does the mallet I'm holding.
cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:59 pm

Mallet?! GIMME THAT! *uses the mallet to play the vibes oh so beautifully*

I roll the marimba at the next poster
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phatcartman655
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Postby phatcartman655 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:01 pm

Uh...



*Shoots a ninja star at next poster*

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Edduyasha
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Postby Edduyasha » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:23 pm

*the shuriken lodges in my arm*

Owww!!

:evil:

*pulls the shuriken out, dripping with bird-flu tainted blood and throws it at the next poster*
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:51 am

So you wanna go ninja on me, eh? Well two can play that game!

~Goes into Karate Kid stance and kicks off shoe, which catches the shuriken and flies toward the next poster~
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