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lol I once again save myself with a duck and let your robotic self fly out the window and land in a shark's mouth.

I then gain super strenghth and throw a Mercedes sports car at the next person!

Ha! That's nothin'!

I use the Force and throw the Death Star at the next poster.

Anybody got a baseball bat the size of the Empire State Building?

Ah, no worries. The Death Star just misses our gravitational pull and heads out to who knows where.

I snatch someone in a bear trap and catapult him towards the next poster.

Who could it be????

Who...wait! Is that Toki Wartooth flying this way?



Oh-my-gawd, it is! I tackle hug him and he tosses me aside for being such a rabid fangirl. Then, I steal his beer and throw it at the next poster.

I hit the beer with a baseball bat the size of the Empire State Building. Fuucking beer! I HATE YOU!!

I throw Anakin's pod racer at the next poster.

*THUD*
Oww! My foot! Wow....How do you work this thing? Oh well...One of these buttons has to work.
*Jumps in cockpit and starts pressing random buttons*
"Self destruct sequence activated. Explosion imminent. Have a nice day!"
Uh-oh...
*KA-BABY*
Somehow the explosion of the pod was a baby explosion, which sends a million babies hurtling toward the next poster.

And here I am thinking I'm not quite ready to be a father.

I'll put 'em up for adoption, and lob a Hefty bag full of used diapers at the next poster.

Luckily the diapers land next to me, and I throw them all at my worst enemy who suffocates in the sh*t, but her lesbian lover gets pissed off at me and throws her cheap €3 Es at me, which I take and have a less than great buzz, and steal a magic lamp for no particular reason, then decide I only want the lamp on the ceiling of my cousins house, and throw this sh*tty lamp at the next person.

aww. Poor snow joo... Says I while wiping snow joo mud off of my face.

I throw a Honey-bear at the next person.

You just helped make my girlfriend happy. She's a sucker for bears.

I get an artificial leg during an operation, so I take my old, real leg and lob it at the next poster.

Eww, Angus-Beef leg. It's not even good for roasting!



I throw an old phone book at the next poster.

Awesome! A phone book! I look up a taxi place to call with the "crate of banana condoms" prank. I laugh so much I die, go to hell, kidnap Satan, come back to life and throw Satan at the next person.

I cast Satan back to hell courtesy of Tenacious D.

I throw Hawaii's mascot at the next poster (as seen in "Post a Random Pic").

"Ahh! Suffocating...under immense...Hawaiian fat...uwahhhhhh!"

After breathing my last, I throw my spirit at the next poster.