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Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:29 pm
by BRMBug
Oh, BITCH! I throw my nail clippings back at you!

And I throw an empty cup at the next person.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:42 pm
by Unassumption
I put iron nails in the empty cup and throw it

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:16 pm
by Kensuke
I catch it with my teeth. I then suddenly realize I'm not that hardcore, and spit bloody nails at the next person.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:34 pm
by Unassumption
They hit the hooker I'm dancing with by the fireside, then I throw her dead naked body at you ._.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:34 am
by cheesypoofs857
Said hooker's been decaying since July, so I whip out my finest raincoat and brace for the worst tsunami of maggots this side of the board's seen since 2006.

I donate the rotted remains to SCIENCE and get a handsome check for my charitable deeds. I buy myself a lead zeppelin with the money and launch it at the next poster.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:26 am
by BRMBug
Well what am I gonna do with this now?
aw... hell. I boot it to the next person.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:57 am
by AngusMcTavish
Aw, heck! I thought Poofs meant LED Zeppelin!

I take that thing for a ride and drop a lead weight, looking to tag the next person.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:27 pm
by Unassumption
It was a 1 gram lead weight, felt like sand. I throw a brocoli at you.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:17 pm
by Mamont
I eat it and it flies out the other end to the next person smelling even worse than before.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:12 pm
by BRMBug
Aw, I passed up a perfect opportunity to make a Choppin' Broccoli joke. damn. :/

I jump in the Mountain Dew shower and hose off all the broccoli d'doo.
I then lob a gallon bottle of Tabasco at the nexty.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:50 am
by AngusMcTavish
Y'know, I've been wanting to try this stuff lately...

After a few drops from the bottle, I begin to regret it, as I breathe fire toward the next person!

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:04 pm
by cheesypoofs857
Skin peels off, hair disintegrates into ash, eyes evaporate, exposing a skeleton face screaming until the throat roasts.

This descriptions kinda reminds me of hot dogs, which I throw at the next poster.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:04 am
by Hydroleaf
One hot dog missed me. I cheered for victory until the other one hits me in the eye...

Because of my bad eye, I accidentally grab and throw my pre-1960 pennies at the next poster.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:37 pm
by Unassumption
I pocket them and realising I can't spend them toss them in the trash then throw a dandilion of doom at the next player hoping it will utterly destroy your world.

Re: Throe a random object at the next person game

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:03 pm
by Mamont
I explode into dozens of pieces. My bloody ass flies at the next person.