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And all of a sudden Chuck Norris comes out from nowhere and does a flying 540 back kick at the tupperware container of dog hair and lobster bisque and shaters to a million pices. Throws a cheaseburger at next poster!

"You put the lime in the coconut, and drink the bowl up, you put the lime in the coconut, and drink the bowl up..."

I throw busted toenail clippers at the next perssan.

"I said, 'Doctor! Ain't there nothing I can take?' I said, 'Doctor!...'"

Sorry, you got me going there. Anyway...

One man's "busted" is another man's "just right," as in they're just right for my "ugly nails."

I throw a carton of rancid milk at the next poster.

I shoot the carton with a crossbow and throw a Yamaha keyboard at the next poster.

i'm so excited, i'm about to wet myself!!



i throw one of the two bloated dead cows that i found on the side of the road the other day at the next poster

A tornado passes and blows the cows to McDonalds.

I throw a flaming potato at the next poster

the flaming potato lands next to me and i say "oooh, pretty!! ouch..." 'cause i poked it...



i throw a bus with a marshmallow on the window at the next poster....

It lands in front of me and I can clearly see the marshmellow in the window.Then I say"MMMM... marshmellow." I then say "Eww...This tastes nasty" because I ate it.


I throw a Scrabble game in progess at the next person.

Hmmm, must be my turn.

I'll take your entry, "path," and add "etic" for triple word score!

Thanksgiving is this Thursday, so as we get ready for the big dinner, I keep most of what we will have, but I throw the yams at the next poster.

I never could eat those.

I cover them with marshmallows and eat them.

I throw a stove at the next poster

Yay!!(picks up toaster, dusts it off)
now I can eat something warm!!!


I throw a dead goldfish at the next poster.

*takes one step left and the fish lands in the toilet*

I throw a dictionary at the next poster

OWW!!! BITCH, THAT'S MY EYE!!!
Damn!!

Ooh, 2007 edition. *Looks up all dirty and/or funny words, and higlights them.*

I throw a 12' extension ladder at the next person.

Ow...my sphinctors. OOH wait, didnt I see this on TV?




I throw a poster of Patrick Swayze at the next poster