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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:17 am
And all of a sudden Chuck Norris comes out from nowhere and does a flying 540 back kick at the tupperware container of dog hair and lobster bisque and shaters to a million pices. Throws a cheaseburger at next poster!
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:58 am
mmm cheeseburger...wait...no cheese? oh well. *eats burger*
I shall pick up a coconut and throw it at the next person
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:26 am
"You put the lime in the coconut, and drink the bowl up, you put the lime in the coconut, and drink the bowl up..."
I throw busted toenail clippers at the next perssan.
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:23 am
"I said, 'Doctor! Ain't there nothing I can take?' I said, 'Doctor!...'"
Sorry, you got me going there. Anyway...
One man's "busted" is another man's "just right," as in they're just right for my "ugly nails."
I throw a carton of rancid milk at the next poster.
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:09 am
I shoot the carton with a crossbow and throw a Yamaha keyboard at the next poster.
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:52 am
i'm so excited, i'm about to wet myself!!
i throw one of the two bloated dead cows that i found on the side of the road the other day at the next poster
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:56 am
A tornado passes and blows the cows to McDonalds.
I throw a flaming potato at the next poster
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:09 am
the flaming potato lands next to me and i say "oooh, pretty!! ouch..." 'cause i poked it...
i throw a bus with a marshmallow on the window at the next poster....
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:10 am
It lands in front of me and I can clearly see the marshmellow in the window.Then I say"MMMM... marshmellow." I then say "Eww...This tastes nasty" because I ate it.
I throw a Scrabble game in progess at the next person.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:02 pm
Hmmm, must be my turn.
I'll take your entry, "path," and add "etic" for triple word score!
Thanksgiving is this Thursday, so as we get ready for the big dinner, I keep most of what we will have, but I throw the yams at the next poster.
I never could eat those.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:23 pm
I cover them with marshmallows and eat them.
I throw a stove at the next poster
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:42 pm
Yay!!(picks up toaster, dusts it off)
now I can eat something warm!!!
I throw a dead goldfish at the next poster.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:55 pm
*takes one step left and the fish lands in the toilet*
I throw a dictionary at the next poster
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:16 am
OWW!!! BITCH, THAT'S MY EYE!!!
Ooh, 2007 edition. *Looks up all dirty and/or funny words, and higlights them.*
I throw a 12' extension ladder at the next person.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:18 am
Ow...my sphinctors. OOH wait, didnt I see this on TV?
I throw a poster of Patrick Swayze at the next poster