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BlindHamster
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Postby BlindHamster » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:46 pm

The Chicago Bulls.

Why is my chewing gum so... fresh?
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Princesslovelypants
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Postby Princesslovelypants » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:08 am

Dognabbit now I have to edit.

Because it only just came out of my butt

(A bowl of soup was my answer to who won superbowl)

Why is George Bush?
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terrance&philliparesw
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Postby terrance&philliparesw » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:12 am

Because he doesn't have a penis

Why do I get all happy & fuzzy inside when I read fanfiction?
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DarkDucky
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Postby DarkDucky » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:37 am

Because the calcolator is yellow.

Why is the back of a CD shiny?
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IneedBoutTREEFIDDY
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:27 am

So potheads have something to talk about.

Why am I me?
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KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:39 pm

Because I did your mom.

Why did I do his mom?
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DarkDucky
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Postby DarkDucky » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:02 am

because you wanted to be his dad.

what colour is blue?
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IneedBoutTREEFIDDY
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:09 am

Oh god, I always get these kinds of questions, let's see, what color is blue, what color was that? Man, it's just escapes my mind right now, let's see take the 2 divide by 7 add 3, no, kibbles & bits, kibbles & bits, I hate VCRs, now what the hell color is blue? I'm going to say, no, I wanna say purple?

Why is sand so annoying?
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KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:14 am

because it gets in your vagina and that pisses you off!

Why are some people such homo-phobs?
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Cartmanismyhomeboi
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Postby Cartmanismyhomeboi » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:38 am

Because, they're lame

Why am i so tired all the time?
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BlindHamster
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Postby BlindHamster » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:40 am

Because your life sucks.

Why do I have the urge to piss people off today?
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DarkDucky
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Postby DarkDucky » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:18 am

Because its fun to piss people off

what is the?
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Agaath95
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Postby Agaath95 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:50 am

A baboon with a pink umbrella.


How do you spell 'retard' ?
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BlindHamster
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Postby BlindHamster » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:27 am

A-g-a-a-t-h-9-5.

Come on, it was just too easy. :D

Why does not sleeping make me go spastic and shaky?
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terrance&philliparesw
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Postby terrance&philliparesw » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:40 am

Because you need your beauty sleep

(Sorry, that was lame but oh well)

Why does your chewing gum always lose its favour on the bed post over night?
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