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madman608
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Postby madman608 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:54 pm

time to kill people

who are you?
out of controll,i play the ultimate role
BlindHamster
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Postby BlindHamster » Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:02 pm

The person who'll personally throw you on a busy street. Of a roof.

Why did my ex-girlfriend just tell me I needed to find a new girlfriend?
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I R IN UR FUTUER PLYAING UR WII.
KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:36 am

[color=green:593e4]'Cause you're fat, and nobody likes fat dudes! Wheee!!...I know, I know. I kinda quoted Drawn Together there.

Why do I smell bad when I fart?[/color:593e4]
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Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny
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Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:41 pm

Postby Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:39 am

Because you probably had cherry pie after words....

Why is my house on fire?
KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:42 am

'Cause you hump things.

Why am I hot...temperture-wise?
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terrance&philliparesw
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Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:17 am

Postby terrance&philliparesw » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:56 am

Because you've been masterbating too much.

Why is a boat?
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Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny
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Postby Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:02 am

Because it floats on seamen




Who eats cabbage cheese?
jjmac12345
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Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:18 am

Postby jjmac12345 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:46 am

KyleBenoit's grandma

What language does a piano speak?
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bugzbunnie6
Posts: 1980
Joined: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:21 am

Postby bugzbunnie6 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:50 am

The language of the Anglo-Saxons.

Who decided to put peanut butter and jelly together, and why?
I *Heart* You.
jjmac12345
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Postby jjmac12345 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:56 am

Moms like you choose Jif, choose jif.

How big are Gods genitals?
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KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:03 pm

As big as the sky.

Bla???
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MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:02 pm

Gooble, gobble. Gooble, gobble. -chants- One of us. One of us.

Why did Mr. Mackey cross the road?
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BlindHamster
Posts: 938
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Postby BlindHamster » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:06 pm

Because the chicken has AIDS.

Why is my desk a mess?
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I R IN UR FUTUER PLYAING UR WII.
MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:05 pm

Because a million dollar's a baby.

What's Cartman's favorite color?
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IneedBoutTREEFIDDY
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:30 pm

Pink

Why can't I stand up?
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