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Magnum Innominandum
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Postby Magnum Innominandum » Mon May 15, 2006 12:48 am

You already have, you just haven’t realized it yet.



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ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Mon May 15, 2006 5:00 am

Because horse poo is slippery when wet.





If the computer mouse is called a mouse because of the "tail", then what is a wireless mouse called?
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Postby wendy_fan » Mon May 15, 2006 9:14 pm

a ProfChaos42


y did i just call my boyfriend's best friend cutie by accidnet? for that matter, y did i even use the word "cutie" anyway?
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Postby randyhart » Mon May 15, 2006 9:17 pm

No we are all just one big germ in a microscope waiting to be eaten

does my life suck?
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Postby KyleBenoit » Mon May 15, 2006 9:44 pm

Maybe...maybe not...


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Postby randyhart » Mon May 15, 2006 9:47 pm

Because your only half as sexy as my thumb

What episode do you think I hate the most of South Park
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Mon May 15, 2006 9:56 pm

The one where Kenny says that famous line: Mmmph hmm mmmhpm!



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Postby randyhart » Mon May 15, 2006 9:59 pm

No it is impossible to change things we could never understand

Am I one messed up kid?
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Postby MixStan » Mon May 15, 2006 10:03 pm

No.
Why am I a f*cked up kid?
randyhart
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Postby randyhart » Mon May 15, 2006 10:05 pm

Because your ma ma was a dude

Am I from this world
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Mon May 15, 2006 10:09 pm

No, because it is widely known that all South Park fans are from the planet Marklar.


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randyhart
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Postby randyhart » Mon May 15, 2006 10:14 pm

Because they eat your poo

Being a dude and loving Matt and Trey is not strange it's normal true or false?
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Mon May 15, 2006 10:18 pm

True. There is such a thing as non-gay guy love. When sexual fantasies are involved, however, then it crosses the line into gay.




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ShadowZach
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Postby ShadowZach » Mon May 15, 2006 11:18 pm

At first it wasnt for drinkin it was the for the ugly people who couldnt get some.. perhaps ive said to much

Is the owner of Virgin mobile phones a virgin?
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Postby tweek_rox » Tue May 16, 2006 1:08 pm

Nope...coz he/she is rich!

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